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[splitthebaby]

We're going to try this again, are we? Number three, it is. Personally, I can't wait until number five for obvious reasons. At least this time, I'll be the one taking all your attention. No competition necessary. Truly not a Darwinian world in the making.

I wonder if Ciel found a new love in the meantime...

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[adropofjupiter]

...new love? That implies she had one in the first place.

[splitthebaby]

What? She didn't tell you? Shame on her.

rolls all over this

[ex_seventh238]

[Yanks your ear


hard enough to tear it clean off from a normal person]

My, you've certainly worsened with time. It's unbecoming for children to be so impudent.

/punches

[splitthebaby]

[UNPHASED OKAY]

It must be a result of corporal punishment being banned.

[adropofjupiter]

Not one bit. Maybe she's ashamed of it. I totally get that, since it's hard to believe anyone other than Arcueid when drunk would want to get in her skirt.

[splitthebaby]

First, I highly doubt the Princess is interested in Ciel in that manner, even when under the influence. Secondly, it does take a special person to like her. That, I will admit.

wow that sure was half-hearted!!

[ex_seventh238]

[Swivels it left and right nonchalantly you'd think she was toying with a water faucet or something...]

That's a terribly shoddy excuse. I know some individuals who went through the same thing, yet turned out to be much more upstanding than you.

this will probably be a placeholder whoops

[silpheed]

I find it hard to believe that anyone could look forward to coming to such a wretched place.

yeah well deal

[splitthebaby]

Possibly because you never caught me during my 'growing up' stage. Who knows what kind of dull bore I would have turned out to be if that happened.

[splitthebaby]

I look forward to it because it happens to be interesting.

says the bum who came crawling back I'M DEALING FINE WHAT ABOUT YOU

[ex_seventh238]

You're older than some fossils, no amount of divine interference could have helped you grow up to become a better person. Still, are you really expecting 5 times? That'd just be unreasonably showy.

you are not dealing

[splitthebaby]

When you put it like that, I really wish to see it happen.

[adropofjupiter]

Yes, and Arcueid totally gropes Ciel when sober with intent to find 'what else she's hiding'.

[splitthebaby]

The Princess is truly immortal. Far beyond what any being on Earth could understand. She is having her version of fun.

[adropofjupiter]

...why do you keep called her 'Princess'?

i am dealing so well i have sunglasses over sunglasses

[ex_seventh238]

I'll kill you one extra time starting the next for every instance that you get droned.

[splitthebaby]

Because she is a Princess. Princess of the True Ancestors.

http://i.imgur.com/giKNR.jpg

[splitthebaby]

You're just angry I did the same to you.

http://i.imgur.com/keFO8.jpg you're on the left

[ex_seventh238]

That makes no sense. I'm used to things like that, unlike you. [Taps your forehead once before finally letting go.

(p o k e r f a c e)]

http://i.imgur.com/Anm7S.png

[splitthebaby]

Whatever do you mean? I'm used to anything you could possibly throw at me.

[adropofjupiter]

Oh. I guess she did say something about that once. Does that mean you're a vampire, too?

[splitthebaby]

I prefer the term Dead Apostle Ancestor. Vampires are a little lower on the food chain.

[adropofjupiter]

Dead Apostle... That means you're a bad vampire that she's going to try to kill.

Guess this means you and I might not get along, ze. Arcueid is a good friend of mine.

[splitthebaby]

The Princess doesn't want to kill me. I'm her closest ally.

[adropofjupiter]

But you just said you're a Dead Apostle!