jerry in da HOUZE

[trapdoorseverywhere]

...you barely even know me, and yet you want to send me to a whole big gaming community?

You are a strange young woman, indeed!

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[materialgirl]

OHMIGOD, JERRY!

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[materialgirl]

...oh, my god. Jerry.



I'm on vacay, so like, no secret passages today, okay?

[trapdoorseverywhere]

Oh, hello Clover!

I wasn't even considering it!

[materialgirl]

[Not sure she believes you, but...]

Well, in that case, like, welcome to Dreamwidth, Jer! How are you liking the whole "mun" experience so far?

[trapdoorseverywhere]

[Probably a good idea to be cautious!]

Well, it's...it's an odd feeling, I must say. Have you been with yours for long?

[sixthdeadliest]

So you're the infamous Jerry. Name's Six.

[And he's scoping you out, Jerry.]

[trapdoorseverywhere]

Ah...I'm infamous, am I?

[sixthdeadliest]

Between the mundanes? Yes. They chatter about you fairly often about you possibly coming. Or at least wishing you'd come.

[trapdoorseverywhere]

Ah...well. My mundane seems to think it'll be another month before I'm able to join you, but I'm glad to hear I'm so...

...desired, I suppose.

[sixthdeadliest]

Hopefully you don't live to regret that popularity.

Though I have to admit I'm still pretty surprised. Usually us adults are left by the wayside.

[used_realtears]

I have no idea why my mun is so excited. [Pause] Oh...she says she loved your show when she was a kid.

[trapdoorseverywhere]

Oh...my show?

Whatever do you mean?

[used_realtears]

Well, according to her, you're from a cartoon she used to watch! Like me, only I'm from even further in her past!

[DM-the only place where fourth-wall breaking has a complete lack of existential crisis consequences]

[cheesemaster]

[Hey look, someone your age Jerry. Trust me, Vlad NEEDS to be around other people his age.]

It seems to be a requirement for all these muns to be....odd is it not?

[trapdoorseverywhere]

[WOO OLD GUYS UNITE]

I'm actually pretty new to the "mun" experience, though it seems that way so far...

[cheesemaster]

Then you will have quite an experience not just in Nautlius, but outside the mun's headspace as a whole.

My name is Vlad Masters, pleasure to meet some hospitable company.

[trapdoorseverywhere]

Yes...Nautilus, my mun did mention such a place. I do so hope it's nice there.

Oh, pardon me, I'd forgotten to introduce myself! The name's Jerry. Very nice to meet you as well.

omg jerry

[widows]

It's not unusual for them to jump the gun.

omg natasha

[trapdoorseverywhere]

So I've heard. ...and you are?

if only she'd had woohp as a teen!

[widows]

Agent Romanoff. SHIELD.

that...that would be so cute why doesnt that au exist yet

[trapdoorseverywhere]

SHIELD? Never heard of it. What sort of agent are you, Miss Romanoff, if you don't mind me asking?

i literally don't know. i mean she's dressed for it.

[widows]

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. That should give you some idea.

[trickd]

Maybe it was one of those love at first click things. I dunno. These people can get pumped at the drop of a hat.

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[samgoinggreen]

...........

[No way. No way, no way--sure, Sam's ultimate goal would have been to learn how to bend Jerry into existence at Nautilus, but she never thought it'd be plausible.

Now she doesnt' really have a reason to find out.]

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[samgoinggreen]

Jerry! I can't belie--I mean, of course someone would, what am I saying, but--

[Oh crap, she's rambling. She clears her throat and puts on her most sincere, how-can-you-say-no-to-this grin.]

--are you really going to stick around a bit?