[Canon is the SCP Foundation. For Ink City's 4th Wall Event.] Commencing epic fail in 3...

[amajorchord]

So you're asking yourself: "What the fuck am I doing?" Which is the multimillion dollar question here. But whatever it is, the answer is no.

Honestly, you should have something better to do with your time than Photoshop a third eye onto a man who looks nothing like me for an event that's a month away.

[It sounds bad when you say it like that. Besides, it's your fault for having three eyes in the first place.]

Hey. Don't hate me because I have dubious properties attributed to myself.

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[caesarcipher]

Located where?

I can assure you, it is for inarguably necessary purposes that they do not. But if they insist, I will have to simply make them understand, and see things my way.
And if I cannot do so on my own...
Well, I have friends in high places.

[amajorchord]

Oh, I just was hoping the ambiguity of my statement would make you to unwittingly answer that question, my bad.

I'll be sure to pass the message along.

[caesarcipher]

[A soft chuckle.]

I'm not so easily fooled, Director. And more often than not, try to stay at least one step ahead.

I am also not the only one who would quite appreciate if you did so.