[Canon is the SCP Foundation. For Ink City's 4th Wall Event.] Commencing epic fail in 3...

[amajorchord]

So you're asking yourself: "What the fuck am I doing?" Which is the multimillion dollar question here. But whatever it is, the answer is no.

Honestly, you should have something better to do with your time than Photoshop a third eye onto a man who looks nothing like me for an event that's a month away.

[It sounds bad when you say it like that. Besides, it's your fault for having three eyes in the first place.]

Hey. Don't hate me because I have dubious properties attributed to myself.

Comments

[amajorchord]

...Hmm. There's a thing to ponder.

[Mental note to see if he can make that an experiment: kill 682 via existential crisis.]

[anonasu]

.... actually no. That might be bad.

See, if he realizes he's fictional, and overcomes that with his bullshit regeneration... does that mean he'd overcome fictionality and become real?

[amajorchord]

You're a real fun-sucker, you know that?

Although I'd argue he's quite real already... so he would overcome becoming fictional to become real again.

Ow.

[anonasu]

Well, he's real to you.

Uh... I think we have to go deeper. [BWAAAAAAHHHH]

[amajorchord]

If you worked for the Foundation, I'd have you demoted to D-Class and put on 173 containment chamber cleaning duty for that joke.

[anonasu]

Eh, I'm sure. Good thing I don't work for the Foundation, then!

[amajorchord]

Oh, the amount of people that would say that if they were allowed to know of our existence.