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[Canon is the SCP Foundation. For Ink City's 4th Wall Event.] Commencing epic fail in 3...

So you're asking yourself: "What the fuck am I doing?" Which is the multimillion dollar question here. But whatever it is, the answer is no.

Honestly, you should have something better to do with your time than Photoshop a third eye onto a man who looks nothing like me for an event that's a month away.

[It sounds bad when you say it like that. Besides, it's your fault for having three eyes in the first place.]

Hey. Don't hate me because I have dubious properties attributed to myself.

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Kids! Is your game feeling dull lately? Is science progressing at a slow, boring, and far too ethical rate? Do the women in your area feel at ease and unharassed? This can change!

Now, for a limited time only, order your own Dr. [REDACTED]®! He walks, he talks, he sleazes just like the real deal!

Disclaimer: For external use only. May contain nuts. For best results do not use in conjunction with Dr. Dogbot®. Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any injury, accident, illness or death resulting from misuse of Dr. Wondertainment's Dr. [REDACTED]®.

Oh, for the love of -- SCP Foundation scientists are not Wondertainment property!

...May contain nuts?

Litigiousness not included!

Disclaimer: Not for people who clearly hate fun.

Someone's gotta play sane man here and there. I can be litigious with the best of 'em.

Edited 2012-10-05 05:05 (UTC)

If you call the number on the bottom of your screen now, Dr. [REDACTED]® comes with a set of free swappable eyeballs!

Compatible with Dr. Wondertainment's Young Surgeon's Transplant Kit!

Disclaimer: Good luck pinning down a permanent address to which you can deliver the papers.

[Yeah nope, he is totally marking this as something to report back for.]

How the hell this got out from under our noses is beyond me.

It's a sizable nose. What's so surprising?

Hey, there wasn't a sales pitch in there, that's cheating.

Gotcha.

What can I say, Old Man, you're just my favorite. But you're right, by jove, and when you're right, you're right! This ain't proper, no sir. We can't talk like this, but one day.

One day.