on her mun's hijinks

[tookmyipod]

Look, mun. The next time you want to drag me out, can it not be because of Loki? That was an experience I really don't want to repeat for, oh, ever. He's got all of Thor's charm and none of the "knight in shining armor" vibe. It's really freaky.

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[tookmyipod]

[Watch that all go right over Darcy's head]

I...see.

[fotlenke]

You may think of me as She Who Betters Than Loki. [ a curtsy ]

[tookmyipod]

Wait, better than Loki? Where were you when he was destroying New York?

[fotlenke]

With my mother, Goddess of Love and War. There are rules in dealing with those of Midgard.

[tookmyipod]

And "crazy alien god destroying a huge city" isn't enough to break a few rules?

[fotlenke]

There have been worse in the Nine Realms.

Your "pal" Loki once fathered a World Eating Serpent.

[tookmyipod]

Okay, one, he's not my anything. Two, a world eating what?

[fotlenke]

Serpent. Loki is known for his tricks and games.

[tookmyipod]

I don't think "world eating serpent" and "alien attack on New York" are games.

[fotlenke]

Then he is, as I would say, a ๒เﻮ ๔ค๓ภ ๓๏г๏ภ.

[tookmyipod]

...a what?

[fotlenke]

I apologize. I forget that it is best to not speak Dwarven with those who do not irritate me. I believe I called him a 'big damn moron'.

[tookmyipod]

...Dwarven?

[fotlenke]

Language of the Dwarves. [ she can have some fun with this Midgardian... ]

[tookmyipod]

No, I got that much. They're real?

[fotlenke]

Yes. [ She curtsies again, beaming. ] Three of my sisters were fathered by dwarves.

[tookmyipod]

...Definitely taking a Classics course or three. Apparently, mythology's a life skill now.

[fotlenke]

Oh! And did you also know that Loki once birthed his father's horse?

[tookmyipod]

So he's an animal midwife?

[fotlenke]

No, dearie. He birthed a horse.

[tookmyipod]

...what.

[fotlenke]

Yes.

[tookmyipod]

...How?

[omits]

Sigyn, stop.

[fotlenke]