on her mun's hijinks

[tookmyipod]

Look, mun. The next time you want to drag me out, can it not be because of Loki? That was an experience I really don't want to repeat for, oh, ever. He's got all of Thor's charm and none of the "knight in shining armor" vibe. It's really freaky.

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[fotlenke]

A knight in rusted, spiked armor, maybe.

[tookmyipod]

With a horned helmet. Seriously, are silly helmets an Asgardian thing or a Thor's family thing?

[compromisedarrow]

You're telling me.

[tookmyipod]

I didn't even have my taser.

[hotrodred]

Loki? Charming? What are you smoking and where can I get a cut?

[compromisedarrow]

So, what happened?

[fotlenke]

Definitely the father's side. Vanir know better than to rush into battle with something that could just as well impale you as it can your enemy.

[tookmyipod]

I'm serious! When he wasn't obviously trying to make me hate Jane, he was flirting! He kissed my hand!

[tookmyipod]

He flirted with me. It was creepy. Charming, but creepy.

[tookmyipod]

Va-what?

[fotlenke]

Vanir. You have Asgardians, and then you have the Vanir.

[tookmyipod]

Maybe I need to take a Classics class next semester. What are Vanir?

[hotrodred]

You might wanna get that checked.

[compromisedarrow]

Bet I can beat that.

[fotlenke]

We are a race of people who birthed and raised within Vanaheim, our home along the waters. We relied on the sea and the forests to make our lives bountiful, but were pushed from our homes by Asgard when we capitulated to their demands of supremacy.

[tookmyipod]

D'you think crazy's contagious?

[tookmyipod]

I don't want to know. I really think I don't want to know.

[tookmyipod]

Uh-huh. And you're...? Obviously a Vanir, but I don't know Norse mythology as well as you'd think.

[fotlenke]

Of course you would not. You are not Norse.

[tookmyipod]

Doesn't stop some people from going crazy for it. Seriously, though, who are you?

[compromisedarrow]

Good call.

[fotlenke]

My name is Sigyn Freyasdotter. Granddaughter of Njord of Vanaheim.

[tookmyipod]

[Watch that all go right over Darcy's head]

I...see.

[fotlenke]

You may think of me as She Who Betters Than Loki. [ a curtsy ]

[tookmyipod]

Wait, better than Loki? Where were you when he was destroying New York?