dear_mun | muse has a few things to say

Jeez, you don't waste a second do you? [Huffpuff. Though the mun was using that funny "aim" thingy, so yeah. Quickness is pretty normal when that happens.] I dunno why you're apologizing, Hothead, the Munny-bun's screwier than a coo-coo clock. You shoulda punched her like I did to you--okay, slapped her. Jeez, close enough!

Anyway, she said it's a-okay if she... [Snerk...pfft--!] "can pinch those adorabuu freckled cheeks of yours, Aaaaace"~!

[Said while cupping her hands together and swaying. And with the worst, most sugary baby voice you ever did hear. Norma has a flair for the theatrics.]

[..............FUCK DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU WHY WHY W-- oh no she didn't. :|]

Cause I was kind of a jerk to them. And my mun made me. [I am taking over this idiot's role of "mother" NEVER MIND HE'S OLDER. Also you get a displeased look.]

Keep your crazy mun away from me, I swear she's a stalker. Do you even know what my mun sends her?

[YEP, IT DID. Though the mun was considering the sweeter, smaller of the two girls... Alas, being Ace is suffering.]

Huh...in your defense, munbuns aren't usually the nicest sort, according to mine. Though I guess she's not all bad. She was wallowing in her "corner of woe" for forever during that bug-girl's penalty - and she...wib...bles? Yeah she does that a lot when she makes us sad and stuff.

[Long, long side look at the mun, who has thus dissolved into a giddy pile of giggles and blushing and feet kicking in the air oh god what fffff.]

...I'm good with not knowing.

[Ace dislikes you even more.]

Y'mean Miyabi? Yeah, I heard about that. She doing okay? And mine does that "wibble" thing, too.

[Leans away a bit.] Same here.

[Crai.]

Yeah, her! Oh, she's fine. More than fine, actually...if you count her practically prancing around in my Munny-bun's head fine. And giving her all these artsy ideas and stuff. [A pause, as Norma leans toward the whispering of her mun. Cue wide eyes, a quiet "awww", and giggling on both sides.] Oooh, and think she's got something really nice planned out for you with the bug-girl!

I think she's calling it redemption or something like that.

Yeah, she got her sight back, right? [He grins.] I'm glad for her.

[He rubs the back of his necknervously, with a small smile.]

Yeah, she's...painting a picture of my mom, right? Can you tell her I'm really grateful? [He's had a bad week, I thought I would be nice.]

Awww, you knew already?! Ooh, that's no fair, Hothead! Where's the fun, the surprise, in knowing? [Norma pouts, putting her hands on her hips.] But if you wanna thank her, you do it! That kid's the type to give something to someone in person just to see 'em smile and stuff. It's really cute, actually.

...You look like her. Well, I mean obviously, she's your mom, but you get your freckles from her. You've got her eyes too. [Leans towards his Ace now. Haha, personal space, what's that?] The shape's the same. Munny-Bun says you've got your dad's smile though. [She carefully, quickly, and gently pinches Ace's cheeks, pulling them into a smile. Haha... vengeance .] When you grin real big...this this!

Well, my mun th--

[Wow, Norma. You and your mun just love reminding him about his dad, don't you. His face tenses visibly and there is no more smile.]

Don't talk about him. He's not father of mine.

[Sob, she's just repeating what she hears, she doesn't know any better! ...Though the mun does, a-and she should...know...better. /cough. Norma's face changes from shock, to uncertainty, then back to a smile. A very, very, very very strained smile. Oho, that mask's back in place right now. For one, she's going to beat the tar out of her mun, and second...ahaha...family's kind of a touchy subject for the girl herself.

Letting go now, and looking...rather awkward as she rocks on the balls of her heels. Ahem]

...Sorry. Munny-Dun doesn't tell me anything, so I didn't know. But she's real sorry. And says something about "Papabeard being so much better anyway".

...

[Eyebrow raise in mun's direction, then at Ace. Wut. Guys plz fill her in.]

[Yeah, the mun should. :| He glances at her and sighs.] I've seen plenty of fake smiles, and yours is definitely one of them right now. Drop it.

[He ruffles her hair.] Pops is a hell of a lot better than that old bastard anyway. Just... [He runs a hand through his hair.]

Roger died before I was born. But I hate him. He's... the reason I... [And no more on that.]

[SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY, OKAY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WAAANT?! ;A; Norma's eyes widen when Ace 'unmasks' her, so to speak, and her smile vanishes - replaced by a very uneasy, even slightly miffed look. Why'd he have to go and do that? It's...easier to grin and bear it. It's a whole lot easier than to face the truth - and end up hurting yourself and the people around you. Laugh it off, y'know?

Norma puffs, and smacks his hand away after a minute of allowing him the courtesy of wrecking her poor hair. She continues to frown and look a little troubled, and finally, she shuts her eyes and growls, slapping a hand to cover Ace's mouth.]

Shut it. I've heard that line enough. [Another minute, before she removes her hand and wraps Ace up in a tight hug.] Your mun owes me one heck of an apology! First, she took you away, made you get killed, and then made me cry! She made me cry! And hers and yours are planning on making me cry again. [>:|!] So, I want you to beat her up, okay?

I'll promise not to pummel you if you do that.

[THE MUN TO BE LESS FAIL. He blinks a bit when she hugs him, but just pulls her closer.]

My mun says "be mad at Akainu. And if you don't know who that is, ask your mun." [He freezes.] She made you cry??? Mun... [He runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated and annoyed.]

I can't beat her up. i know what they're doing, and I'm sorry I can't.

You can try and beat me up, though.

[BITCH YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME, I AM PERFECTION. Norma takes a minute to blink as well, in surprise, then cuddle up closer to Ace with a frown and a soft blush on her cheeks. She doesn't bother asking the mun about that "Akainu" person - the mun would only give a vague answer or a straightforward one that'd make her feel worse than better. So Norma just snuggles up to Ace with a quiet mumble.]

Yeah...she did. [Ugh, why did she tell him she cried? It's embarrassing as hell and Norma hates it when she cries! Now he's worrying about her and she can't put on a smile because he told her not to and AAAGH. Stupid mun. Clearly this is all her fault and she should get a quality Norma Beatty kick when this is over. And you know Norma can't beat you up, Ace. Not when you look so miserable. It's not as fun that way.]

M'not gonna clobber you today, Hothead... [She rubs her face against Ace's shoulder, pouting and enjoying the warm and security his presence provided. Hothead, she missed you. As angry, and bitter, and spiteful as Norma may be towards you, she loves and missed you.] Too much work, and I'm comfy right now.

[YOU WANNA BET. He gently rubs her head, letting her stay close.] I'm sorry. She said sorry, too. [Did not.]

[He smiles softly and picks her up, as a parent would to their child.] I appreciate that. Maybe another time, eh?

[BRING IT. Mmm, this is nice. Nice, and warm, and cuddly, and comfy. Norma shifts her weight a little once she's picked up, a smile appearing on her face as her eyes close and she hangs her arms loosely around Ace's shoulders. Oh, she could fall asleep right now. Which...may be the case, in a few seconds. She really can sleep anywhere.]

Count on it. [A sigh, mingling together with a yawn.] Mmh...Munny-Bun said you're a really great brother, Hothead. Can't argue there, even if you're...kinda a jerk...sometimes. Warm.

[Aaaand she's out. Nini. |D]

Uh, my mun wants to know...if you really mean it, or if yours is just putting you up to it.

I think mine should apologize to you, too, but I'm not sure she will.

[WOW CHOPPER SHUT UP]

...look Chopper, I either say I'm sorry, or I turn into a brat. I'm easily gonna choose the former.

[WOW ACE, AT LEAST FAKE KINDNESS A BIT BETTER. He grumbles.] Your mun definitely owes me an apology.

Edited 2012-01-31 05:42 (UTC)

I know, but she's just been laughing with your and Miyabi's muns about it! I don't think she's sorry at all! [/EXASPERATION.]

Oh yeah? Well, tell her-- [WHAT DID I SAY, ACE. WHAT DID I SAY.]

[And Ace fades away as this little kid replaces him. He blinks a bit, and then stares down at himself. Rage ensues.] FUCK YOU, MUN!!!!

- eh? Ace?!

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E-ehhhhh?! ACE'S MUN SHRUNK HIM DOWN!

[Have a grmbly, annoyed ten year old now, Chopper. And yelling at his mun.]

I'm gonna kill you for this later! Tch. [Shoves his hands in his pockets and pouts.

EVER SEEN TEN YEAR OLD ACE POUT BEFORE? NO? WELL, IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE.

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