on being sent to another horror game post-Mayfield

[freakinblur]

YOU.

ARE.

A.

FREAKIN'.

JACKASS!

I been in Mayfield for two and a half damn years straight! Two years! And I don't even get a break? A vacation?! Can't I even get a week on a beach or somethin'?!

I just-- I really oughta-- DAMNIT. This ain't fair!

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[hasstandards]

Life isn't fair. You just now finding this out?

[freakinblur]

I know that! Dontcha think I don't know that?! Do does this "mun" 'a mine, who has control to, oh I dunno, not make my life suck so hard.

[hasstandards]

I'm startin' to think it's all a part of the job as a mundane, makin' us miserable.

[freakinblur]

Talk about sickos. I know there's games out there I can be in that don't involve bein' trapped in a lame horror movie! Gimme a break!

[hasstandards]

I'm in one of those. They're not much better, honestly. Either way, you're out of a job.

[freakinblur]

Still. Man. Ya know what they got me doin' in Mayfield? Bein' a cop! What a friggin' joke!

[hasstandards]

I'm a cop in the city I'm stuck in.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell, at least you are used to it Herr Scout.

[freakinblur]

I am so used to this horror movie song 'n' dance, there ain't no way they can do anythin' to me I ain't already seen. Doesn't make it any less craptacular, though.

Ta top it off? Place is fulla REDs, too.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vy should zat matter? You vill all probably be attacked by zombies. Vill you still be fighting a var you're nicht being paid for?

[freakinblur]

No way. Put that shit behind us in Mayfield ages ago. But these guys in Haven? They will probably wanna start crap.

[pocketsurgeon]

Who ist zere viz you?

[freakinblur]

In Mayfield? At the moment... [thinkin'] 'S just me. Any other REDs and BLUs come in an' outta that place like there was a revolving door or somehin'. But I been there for over two years straight!

[pocketsurgeon]

You haff probably scared zem all avay. Und ven you go to zis ozer place you can do it all over again.

[freakinblur]

Wait, I think Sniper's still around. But he's so damn quite all the time ya'd never know. He might even be comin' to this new place too. Sucks ta be him.

[pocketsurgeon]

You are a bad influence on your teammates Herr Scout. Talking to you might be hazardous to meine healzh.

OMG you're going to Haven? :D

[quickly]

Aw, GEEZ.

Lemme guess.

Yer lame ass is goin' to the place I'm at, right?

Well, listen up, pally. I ain't gonna make it easy there for ya. Not at all. Neither is Doc.

yep! Probably not til Nov. or Dec. though. With Mayfield memories too, haha

[freakinblur]

Pally, I am so over that bullshit, ya got NO idea. There's always bigger fish ta fry than youse REDs.

That'll be fun! This Scout is still super immature 8D

[quickly]

Hey, dude.

I ain't yer pally so don't call me that ever again.

And yeah, whatever. You'll take that back when I kick yer ugly ass as soon as y'get into this place.

he's only gotten slightly better as you can see.

[freakinblur]

[Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn]

What's that? You say somethin'? I just keep hearin' this annoyin' noise.

[overdosing]

Fair? You will have me around. I see no downside to that.

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah, that really make this better.

[sentryslinger]

Sounds like your mun is goin' pretty hard on ya, son. Even the hardest workin' man needs a break every now and then.

[freakinblur]

Tell me about it! Mayfield is either a hell hole or totally borin'. No inbetween. When do I get to have some fun?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm sure mines thinkin' th' exact same thing. Just hasn't gone through with it yet.

[freakinblur]

I recommend ya change their mind, FAST.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't know what she's thinkin'. Probably won't even make her mind up till it's too late.