In which certain AU muses just won't go away...

[crowsecutor]

[Well now, there's a girl - or rather, young woman - with long black hair in a bun with a familiar golden key hairpin stuck through it, a dark blue scarf and skirt, a pink blazer and black boots. She's leaning against some wall in this strange place, her arms crossed, grinning from ear to ear.

She fiddles with a prosecutor's badge pinned prominently to her scarf.]

You can't get rid of me that easily, Mun! I'll always keep coming back.

...

Actually, I never really left in the first place. But you get the idea.

[A shrug.]

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SOMEONE HAS TO BE ABLE TO

[katonk]

[wow, Kay, you're supposed to be a thief of the truth. You should know the answer to that one already.]

Have you looked at him? That gaudy jewelry he wears is so glimmerous, it's almost blinding! And his outfits are just as ridiculous! That's not how a proper prosecutor should dress.

[munch munch munch munch angry munching because of Klavier]

I HAVE NOTHING TO PAY WITH.

[crowsecutor]

[HEY SHE HAS TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS THE RIGHT DEFINITION.]

Majority of the prosecutors don't seem to mind, though. And our dress code isn't even that strict.

PAY WITH YOUR TAGS

[katonk]

[That should be an easy definition X-(]

Strict or not, that doesn't excuse his choice of clothing! Wearing it to a rock concert is one thing, but wearing it to court is another altogether! He needs to learn how to dress properly and show the courts the respect they deserve. [in other words, he's lacking about 300 frills.]

WOULD THAT WORK ON AN ARTIST WHO DOESN'T EVEN ARPEE

[crowsecutor]

[HEY PEOPLE'S IDEAS OF GLIMMEROUSNESS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT.]

Relax, Ema. Besides, you could always get another detective to help him with his cases. Then you and I can team up more often!

[KAY DOESN'T HAVE FRILLS WHAT ABOUT HER.]

CLEARLY YOU NEED ONE THAT DOES

[katonk]

[if you looked glimmerous in the dictionary, Klavier's face would be right there, okay.]

I've tried getting a different detective assigned to him, but for some reason, it never works. [SAVE HER, KAY

And Kay is cool because she knew Edgeworth, she doesn't need frills.]

/STARTS MAKING WANT ADS

[crowsecutor]

[Kay is honored to be deemed cool even without frills.]

Seriously? Weird.

I BELIEVE IN YOU

[katonk]

[As she should be. The Ema Skye Seal of Approval is a very exclusive one. ...Unless you happen to be Edgeworth, then everything you do gets the seal.]

I don't suppose there's anything you could do about that, is there?

I will slap all these want ads all over the place

[crowsecutor]

[SHE WILL CARRY THE HONOR PROUDLY.

Anyway, Kay giggles.]

I'll see! If I can't do anything, there's always poking the higher-ups. [Since there are such things as High Prosecutors.]

[katonk]

[wow Kay this isn't a laughing matter. She's very serious about this, okay]

Be sure to find out which person I need to go to in order to file complaints about that fop, too, all right? [she will... make things up to get out of working with him if she has to, oops.]

[crowsecutor]

I will. If all else fails, just give them to me. I could always just talk to him.

[About...um...something...related to this...]

[katonk]

[Kay no you don't want to hear her complaints. Ema, however, sees nothing wrong with this offer at all.]

I'll have a report for you within the week, in that case.