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In which certain AU muses just won't go away...

[Well now, there's a girl - or rather, young woman - with long black hair in a bun with a familiar golden key hairpin stuck through it, a dark blue scarf and skirt, a pink blazer and black boots. She's leaning against some wall in this strange place, her arms crossed, grinning from ear to ear.

She fiddles with a prosecutor's badge pinned prominently to her scarf.]

You can't get rid of me that easily, Mun! I'll always keep coming back.

...

Actually, I never really left in the first place. But you get the idea.

[A shrug.]

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[hello, Kay. It's snacktime. Munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch--

but for Kay, she can take a break from snacktime.]

She should have figured you of all people would continue to steal the spotlight no matter how old you were.

[Kay doesn't mind snacktime, really. She's probably used to it.]

I know! You know what they say - old habits die hard.

[Assistant Snackoo time, it's probably a thing when they get together to reminisce about how cool Edgeworth was and how some prosecutors these days are just too foppish. Kay gets a pass, because she's Kay, so she's cool.]

The next thing you should work on stealing is some cases from the desk of that glimmerous fop. It would make my life a lot easier.

[YES THIS. And sometimes Kay even brings Swiss rolls.

She giggles.]

C'mon, Klavier's not that bad. But sometimes he does get cooler cases...

You only say that because you don't have to work under him regularly. Trust me, he's a pain when you have to see him every day. [they don't make prosecutors like they used to. Ah, the lemon-scented days of youth]

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[You mean tea-scented.]

Okay, okay, what makes him so...well, glimmerous?

[wow, Kay, you're supposed to be a thief of the truth. You should know the answer to that one already.]

Have you looked at him? That gaudy jewelry he wears is so glimmerous, it's almost blinding! And his outfits are just as ridiculous! That's not how a proper prosecutor should dress.

[munch munch munch munch angry munching because of Klavier]

[HEY SHE HAS TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS THE RIGHT DEFINITION.]

Majority of the prosecutors don't seem to mind, though. And our dress code isn't even that strict.

[That should be an easy definition X-(]

Strict or not, that doesn't excuse his choice of clothing! Wearing it to a rock concert is one thing, but wearing it to court is another altogether! He needs to learn how to dress properly and show the courts the respect they deserve. [in other words, he's lacking about 300 frills.]

[HEY PEOPLE'S IDEAS OF GLIMMEROUSNESS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT.]

Relax, Ema. Besides, you could always get another detective to help him with his cases. Then you and I can team up more often!

[KAY DOESN'T HAVE FRILLS WHAT ABOUT HER.]

[if you looked glimmerous in the dictionary, Klavier's face would be right there, okay.]

I've tried getting a different detective assigned to him, but for some reason, it never works. [SAVE HER, KAY

And Kay is cool because she knew Edgeworth, she doesn't need frills.]

[Kay is honored to be deemed cool even without frills.]

Seriously? Weird.

[As she should be. The Ema Skye Seal of Approval is a very exclusive one. ...Unless you happen to be Edgeworth, then everything you do gets the seal.]

I don't suppose there's anything you could do about that, is there?

[SHE WILL CARRY THE HONOR PROUDLY.

Anyway, Kay giggles.]

I'll see! If I can't do anything, there's always poking the higher-ups. [Since there are such things as High Prosecutors.]

[wow Kay this isn't a laughing matter. She's very serious about this, okay]

Be sure to find out which person I need to go to in order to file complaints about that fop, too, all right? [she will... make things up to get out of working with him if she has to, oops.]

I will. If all else fails, just give them to me. I could always just talk to him.

[About...um...something...related to this...]

[Kay no you don't want to hear her complaints. Ema, however, sees nothing wrong with this offer at all.]

I'll have a report for you within the week, in that case.

They're not very good at disappearing tricks, are they?

Muns? Nope, mine can't even make her homework disappear!

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In which certain AU muses just won't go away...

god I don't know how to play older ema

OH YES YOU CAN. At least you'll have official art.

I HAVEN'T PLAYED THROUGH AJ IN FOREVER THOUGH and there is probs fanart of older kay somewhere

I HAVEN'T EITHER and there IS fanart but not enoooough

KAY ISN'T IN AJ THOUGH and that is a shame ;o; draw more fanart

I CAN'T DRAW

SOMEONE HAS TO BE ABLE TO

I HAVE NOTHING TO PAY WITH.

PAY WITH YOUR TAGS

WOULD THAT WORK ON AN ARTIST WHO DOESN'T EVEN ARPEE

CLEARLY YOU NEED ONE THAT DOES

/STARTS MAKING WANT ADS

I BELIEVE IN YOU

I will slap all these want ads all over the place

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hi baby

HI yesssss all the older assistants