Voice Test | Joker

[laughingalltheway]

Well well well. Think you've got what it takes, do you?

You don't seem nearly as fun as the others. Do you think you can surprise me?

You want a chance? Now's your chance. Show me.

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[laughingalltheway]

[He wouldn't appreciate that. Not. One. Bit.]

So tape their mouths shut.

[informs]

Can't say I usually carry around duct tape. What would you think of disengaging their larynx with a flickblade?

[laughingalltheway]

Too quick.

You have to make everything last, you see. You can't just let it all slip away. Savor the opportunity.

[informs]

Hm... maybe if they scream long enough, they will eventually lose their voice? Unless you have suggestions for prolonging silence.

[laughingalltheway]

You'd never believe what you can do with things around the house. So many, many things with such deadly possibilities. Look around you. Look above, look below. But for silence?

Try peanut butter.

[informs]

I'll have to ask my dear secretary if she keeps any around the office. Not the biggest fan of the stuff, but I wouldn't put it past her to be hiding it somewhere.

[laughingalltheway]

Hm. Hmmm. Hmmmmm?

A secretary? Do tell me that she participates.

[informs]

From time to time, though I have to do a lot of convincing. It's not her "thing."

[laughingalltheway]

I'm sure she'll learn. She's getting first-hand experience after all.

[informs]

She would honestly rather occupy her thoughts with work and her younger brother, admittedly.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh. Oh.

Be sure to use that to your advantage. Blood bonds can be so very, very influential.

[informs]

If said little brother could ever prove himself of any use. He is rather preoccupied with a certain lady...'s head. It's all rather confusing.

[laughingalltheway]

This is why I like simple things. Guns, gasoline, bullets, fire, explosions.

[informs]

Rather violent points of interests, I must say.

[laughingalltheway]

I prefer to think of them as fun and playful.

[informs]

All fun and games till someone loses an eye. Isn't that what they say?

[laughingalltheway]

I knew a one-eyed man once. That's how I got these scars. He was a sword fighter, you see. The best in the city. He told me he could slice the lollipop from my mouth. A single swipe, he said. Nothing to be afraid of.

You can imagine what happened.

Hee hee hee