Voice Test | Joker

[laughingalltheway]

Well well well. Think you've got what it takes, do you?

You don't seem nearly as fun as the others. Do you think you can surprise me?

You want a chance? Now's your chance. Show me.

Comments

[illusionary]

I've had many more chances than most, and you are the tamest I've dealt with in a while.

[laughingalltheway]

I'll hear your story first.

[illusionary]

At the age of ten I killed an entire mafia family, and several more in the following year. I have other, perhaps more intriguing stories, but you do not seem the type who believes in the afterlife.

[laughingalltheway]

Does that make you a good guy or a bad guy?

The here and now is so much more interesting, you see. Too many little questions already to worry beyond the now.

[illusionary]

To most, a bad guy. To a select few, a savior.

Even when I've traveled to that place beyond the so-called "here and now"?

[wentviral]

And who are these others?

[ex_heromode965]

Guess it depends on your definition of fun.

[laughingalltheway]

Others. You know, other people.

[laughingalltheway]

Well isn't that just grand. Which do you prefer to be mister from-the-beyond?

[laughingalltheway]

It's all about what you make of it. You don't seem to be having that much fun right now.

[illusionary]

Just someone who can rid this world of darkness. Particularly the dark filth brought upon this world by those foolish mafiosi.

[digophelia]

[What is with this make up. Wait, does anything really surprise her anymore? Not really.]

You strike me as a fellow who can create his own "fun".

[laughingalltheway]

I work with the mafia, sometimes, you know.

Are we going to have a problem?

so does he, but not willingly...

[illusionary]

You'll be of no consequence in the long run, if you don't hinder me.

[wentviral]

Surely you can be more specific.

[laughingalltheway]

[Any other man would be rather shocked to look as he did. But he quite likes his make up. Someone once called it War Paint. He liked that.]

Precisely, exactly. That I can do. You know, fun is all around us. Everywhere. In everyone. You just have to let it out.

[ex_heromode965]

Kinda hard to relax when people are trying to kill you.

[digophelia]

[At the most, atypical to Alice, she's curious.]

Surely you don't have to rely on your "writer" all the time for fun? As they say, you can use your imagination.

[laughingalltheway]

I could. But not yet. I believe you and I are due for a little chat. You don't seem surprised to see a man like me. Moreover you don't seem particularly surprised by anything. I like that.

[laughingalltheway]

Are you ready to play those kinds of cards with me?

You don't even have an ace up your sleeve.

[laughingalltheway]

Kill you? No wonder you're having no fun. Killing is so very final. There's nothing fun about killing. You should put the spin on them. Play a game against them.

Give them a surprise.

[illusionary]

A magician never reveals his secrets, haven't you heard?

[laughingalltheway]

[Atypical? Just as fitting.]

That I can, that I do. We're all too limited by reality; by what everyone tells us to do.

It's time to break free.

[digophelia]

Break free? In a strange way, I can concur.

[ex_heromode965]

A game? What are you getting at?