Voice Test | Joker

[laughingalltheway]

Well well well. Think you've got what it takes, do you?

You don't seem nearly as fun as the others. Do you think you can surprise me?

You want a chance? Now's your chance. Show me.

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[wentviral]

Crawling over the husk of a once-great civilization, like carrion feeders.

I'm merely the one who wishes to cremate it.

[laughingalltheway]

Really? That sounds like the show of a century. Why would you want to be rid of it? Finished your playtime already?

[wentviral]

You cannot rebuild something until it is first demolished. Plagues created by a weak, demented old man will spread. I will deny the virus its host, by creating a new one that will remove the weak from the strong. From the ashes of a civilization built on the backs of the spineless at the behest of the delusional will rise a society of the strong, guided by true vision.

[laughingalltheway]

What became of that demented old man. I expect you purged him just as you intend to do to his creations?

... and are you that true vision, then? Do tell.

[wentviral]

I stabbed my hand through his chest.

I am the only one capable of saving the world from its own fate. It is only natural I prevent it from happening again.

[laughingalltheway]

Well that's awfully dull. Did he last long after that? Did you play around with him before he died? Tell me that there was something fun in what you did.

Well if you say so. You don't get the opportunity to witness worldwide chaos every day, though.

[wentviral]

I saw him sprawl to the floor, watching his grandiose dreams vanish before his eyes. He thought he could become a god, when couldn't even stand out of his own wheelchair.

I've witnessed it for the last several years. Many of it I caused, and continue to cause. I suppose, speaking in your terms, I am preparing for my 'grand finale.'

[laughingalltheway]

And you threw him to the floor after stabbing him? Tearing an old man from his wheelchair.

I love it.

I'm holding your big show to the same standards, you know. And you'd better not disappoint. I'm a greedy fellow, and you seem to actively provide the entertainment I enjoy. Do you offer subscriptions for viewers?

[wentviral]

I wouldn't be so arrogant as to charge money to bear witness to the rise of a new era. The best forms of entertainment have always been free.

[laughingalltheway]

Good, good. I'll toast to your success as the world burns, then. Assuming I can keep a bottle unbroken long enough.