on his username / voice testing?

[thetreetoldme]

 ... Really?
You couldn't think of anything better?

You know that was like, the most humiliating moment of my entire life, right? Something I DON'T want to be reminded of?
Why would you do that? That's just...

Ugh.

It's really not funny.

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[abnorman]

[Slow shrug.] Mine's not much better.

[thetreetoldme]

... Y-yeah, I guess.

[Whoa. Talking to yourself. Little bit freaky.
Just give him a second. It's not like he hasn't experienced weirder.]

It's still kinda like they're making fun of us.

[abnorman]

[A long-suffering sigh and an eye roll.] Mine thinks the name is cute. I think she just likes to think she's clever.

[thetreetoldme]

Didn't a kid at school come up with that?
It's really not that clever. Most 10-year-olds aren't.

[Seriously. It's like they couldn't even think of imaginative ways to mock him.]

[abnorman]

Exactly. So I don't know why she likes it. Muns are...weird.

[thetreetoldme]

Yeah, mine seems kinda weird too. Most of her other muses aren't human, and the ones that are... well, there's this girl from the future I think, and this guy that's like, a wizard or something.

Actually there is one other kid about my age. He says he's psychic, but I... sorta don't like him. He's kind of a jerk...

[abnorman]

My mun's head is just filled with people. They're all so noisy. A lot of them are pretty hyperactive, too. And some are just nasty. There's this weird fox guy...he kinda scares me.

[thetreetoldme]

Fox guy? You mean like, a talking fox?

There's some talking animals in my mun's head too. One of them is actually pretty nice, though he's kinda hard to understand. But there's another who... isn't...

[abnorman]

Kinda...he's like one of those Japanese foxes, though. And he's pretttty evil.

[thetreetoldme]

I hope he doesn't meet the peacock in my mun's head then. He's... pretty evil too.

[abnorman]

Oh jeez...let's hope not.

[thetreetoldme]

Yeah, I'd really rather not have more animals trying to kill me.

Or... seeming like they wanna kill me, at least. He seems more focused on pandas than humans... for some reason.

[abnorman]

It's bad enough when it's people.

Pandas? That...seems a little random.

[thetreetoldme]

I'm not sure which is worse. An angry mob of humans with torches and pitchforks or an evil talking peacock obsessed with knives and explosives.

Yeah, I don't get it either. I think he's just crazy.

[abnorman]

Wow, uh...I'd actually say those are both pretty messed up and crazy.

[thetreetoldme]

At least the other crazy talking animals are good guys... I think.

I'm not sure about the dog and the rabbit with sharp teeth. They say they're policemen, but they don't look like police... or act like them. But they do have guns.

[abnorman]

...Man, your mun's headspace must be weird.

[thetreetoldme]

That's an understatement.

Don't even get me started on the neurotic British robot, the mad scientist literally from Hell, this guy with a pyramid for a head but not the one from the creepy video game town, and this... really dramatic guy who's completely black and white for some reason, who thinks he's somebody's conscience.

It's like an insane asylum!

[abnorman]

Yikes! That almost makes my mun's headspace sound normal. ...Almost.

[thetreetoldme]

Any place that doesn't have a Squid God is starting to sound normal to me.

[abnorman]

Oh... My mun has one of those...

[thetreetoldme]

Wait... Seriously?!

[abnorman]

Yeah. [Facepalm.] She's an original character.

[thetreetoldme]

Does... she turn people insane, if they see what she really looks like? And have a real name that's really hard to pronounce...?

[abnorman]

Yyyyyep.

...Other than that she's kind of like my--I mean, uh, our sister. Which make it even weirder I think.