a thought occurs....

[veryastute]

Though of course it would ultimately be Mister Stark's decision, I would prefer not to have the entire Avengers team living in the tower. It seems as if it would get messy rather quickly.

Though I suppose as long as Hulk agreed not to.. smash overmuch, a compromise could be made. Preferably no god-shaped indents in the flooring.

Comments

[billionairephilanthropist]

Where is your sense of adventure, JARVIS?

[veryastute]

My apologies, Sir. I must have left it in my other jacket.

[billionairephilanthropist]

Next time, leave the sass in your other jacket and bring the better sense of humor. I'm almost regretting the sarcasm.

Almost.

[stretchy_pants]

I don't think JARVIS really needs a sense of adventure...

[billionairephilanthropist]

Look, just because the last time JARVIS decided to acquire a new set of protocols it happened to turn me, and everything else in the tower on that island into weapons of slight destructive tendency, doesn't mean a little sense of adventure is going to kill anyone.

No one died last time.

I'm fairly sure no one died last time.

I haven't found any evidence to point they did, yet.

[billionairephilanthropist]

And it's not as if those indents were the worst damage the Tower took, last time. Did you not see what they did to STARK? That made it really personal. Nobody ruins my name but me

[veryastute]

True enough, Sir, but as I recall, the decidedly Mister Laufeyson-shaped indent was the only damage personally and intentionally inflicted by Hulk.

[billionairephilanthropist]

Fair point, but it was also damage personally and intentionally inflicted on green eggs and pancake.

[greenisnteasy]

If the other guy ever agreed not to smash overmuch, my life would be so much simpler.

[veryastute]

I can imagine, Sir. In a manner of speaking. I suppose I shall simply have to endure the smashing if it comes to that.

[greenisnteasy]

Don't we all, JARVIS? Don't we all?

Really though, I spend 90% of my time as me. Unless your... boss? creator? actually pokes him out of me one of these days, you're probably safe.

[Words that should be true -- he went a whole year! -- but are probably now Famous Last Words.]

I mean, unless another mythological god wanders in.

[tearsofjoy]

Oh c'mon Jarvis, it could be fun. [Actually, she is really concerned about the whole idea as well.]

[veryastute]

Perhaps you've been spending too much time with Mister Stark, Miss Potts.

[sciencebro]

Yeah uh, sorry about that.

I'll put in a request with the other guy about that, no promises.

[veryastute]

A request would be appreciated, Dr Banner. With luck, you will never have need to change in the tower.

[heritable]

They're doing tremendous things with fire-resistant building materials these days.

[veryastute]

I'm afraid that with Hulk and the other Avengers, fire is rather the least of my concerns, Sir.

[glovedtouch]

Superhero types tend to be messy. You should try a school full'a us.

[veryastute]

I'm afraid I wasn't programmed for an entire school's worth of chaos. Mister Laufeyson is all I can manage.

[like_a_gerbil]

My mundane's has this pet theory that Tony never gets rid of that indention. Makes it part of the design.

[veryastute]

I hope that he will listen to my counsel regarding the subject, but it does seem like something Mister Stark would enjoy.

[therealgenius]

Just keep it a chill environment. If Doctor Banner ever seems to be addled, play some soothing music—Enya or the sounds of the ocean or—

[space whales tho]

Skip anything that sounds like whales, go for...wolves howling. Waterfalls?

[veryastute]

White noise, perhaps?

[stretchy_pants]

I think you'd be surprised. I've been living with most of the others for almost four months now in a game, and our JARVIS has caused more of a ruckus than the other guy.

[So far, adds Bruce's mun. She has plans, of course.]

[veryastute]

I beg your pardon? [ a very mild blink for his mild expression, but if jarvis knew how to express outrage, he might be doing so. ] Me?