a thought occurs....

[veryastute]

Though of course it would ultimately be Mister Stark's decision, I would prefer not to have the entire Avengers team living in the tower. It seems as if it would get messy rather quickly.

Though I suppose as long as Hulk agreed not to.. smash overmuch, a compromise could be made. Preferably no god-shaped indents in the flooring.

Comments

[billionairephilanthropist]

Where is your sense of adventure, JARVIS?

[veryastute]

My apologies, Sir. I must have left it in my other jacket.

[billionairephilanthropist]

And it's not as if those indents were the worst damage the Tower took, last time. Did you not see what they did to STARK? That made it really personal. Nobody ruins my name but me

[billionairephilanthropist]

Next time, leave the sass in your other jacket and bring the better sense of humor. I'm almost regretting the sarcasm.

Almost.

[veryastute]

True enough, Sir, but as I recall, the decidedly Mister Laufeyson-shaped indent was the only damage personally and intentionally inflicted by Hulk.

[veryastute]

I keep forgetting how delicate your feelings are, Mister Stark. I'll take care to curb my sarcasm from now on, shall I?

[ nope not happening. ]

[billionairephilanthropist]

Fair point, but it was also damage personally and intentionally inflicted on green eggs and pancake.

[veryastute]

I'm not certain Dr Seuss would approve of your misuse of his writings.

[billionairephilanthropist]

[He knows better, he wouldn't have Jarvis any other way]

I'm sure you will

[billionairephilanthropist]

I'm fairly certain the dead don't actually approve or disapprove of anything, but if he sends me a letter to the contrary make sure to file it in the 'I'll get to it eventually, maybe' folder

[greenisnteasy]

If the other guy ever agreed not to smash overmuch, my life would be so much simpler.

[veryastute]

Ah yes, the folder Miss Potts often brings up in despair. I'll be certain to do so, Sir.

[veryastute]

I can imagine, Sir. In a manner of speaking. I suppose I shall simply have to endure the smashing if it comes to that.

[billionairephilanthropist]

I do, occasionally, actually get to that folder. Despite what you two whisper when you think I'm not paying attention

[veryastute]

I would never. I am always only too glad to tell you precisely how many unfinished projects you have in it.

[greenisnteasy]

Don't we all, JARVIS? Don't we all?

Really though, I spend 90% of my time as me. Unless your... boss? creator? actually pokes him out of me one of these days, you're probably safe.

[Words that should be true -- he went a whole year! -- but are probably now Famous Last Words.]

I mean, unless another mythological god wanders in.

[billionairephilanthropist]

Those projects are just so boring. Completely not worth my time.

[veryastute]

I've done my research on you, Dr Banner. In absence of Mister Stark, I would trust your judgment on how best to utilize me.

Even so, considering the nature of this place, perhaps it would be best not to 'chance fate', as the saying goes.

[greenisnteasy]

[Weirdest compliment ever. Including Tony's on the helicarrier.]

Thanks.

What place? New York? It's not so different from Calcutta, except I've broken it a few more times.

[tearsofjoy]

Oh c'mon Jarvis, it could be fun. [Actually, she is really concerned about the whole idea as well.]

[sciencebro]

Yeah uh, sorry about that.

I'll put in a request with the other guy about that, no promises.

[heritable]

They're doing tremendous things with fire-resistant building materials these days.

[glovedtouch]

Superhero types tend to be messy. You should try a school full'a us.

[like_a_gerbil]

My mundane's has this pet theory that Tony never gets rid of that indention. Makes it part of the design.

[veryastute]

Perhaps you've been spending too much time with Mister Stark, Miss Potts.