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Ah, there we go. See, this wouldn't have happened if you were listening to me the whole time. Maybe you should've thought of that earlier, hmmm~?

Well, I guess we'll just have to start over. I'm really glad we had this talk, ya know. Let's just call it learning a lesson, okay?

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I suspect that I already know the kind of lessons you teach, ser.

Oh really? You can tell just by looking at me?

With all due respect to the 4th Wall, you do not exactly have that ... 'air of compassion and nobility' about you, no ser.

Now see, that just hurts. So judgmental, even without the little wall in the way.

I'm a pretty good rank where I'm from, you know. Friends in high places and everything.

Do not misunderstand me, friend: the caustic cat-woman hardly seems better.

[Somewhere, far away, Kokonoe's ears twitch and she looks up.

... Eh?]

[NOT YOU! NO! GET OUT, DAMN IT!]

[Hey, the door was open. All she did was walk in it.

SHE CAN FEEL YOU YELLING AT HER, HAZAMA.]

[Yes, you. Treating everyone else like shit and manipulating a sentient being into a mindless weapon for your petty revenge isn't very heroic or good guy.]

[Probably a good thing she wasn't trying to be either then. Any means to achieve an end, at least when it came to Hazama's snakey ass.]

[God, why can't you be like normal catgirls and just be scantily clad, oversexed and saying 'nyaa~' a lot?]

[Well you see, her father was the strongest thing alive and her mother was a leet wizard.

She pretty much had no other choice, okay?]

[AND YET DAT POSE]

[I'm sorry, I got distracted. Where were we? Oh yeah! Maybe you'd get more rule34 if people thought you were less of a bitch.]

[Hey. HEY!

I'll have you know there's plenty of rule 34 out there. Tons of rule 34.

... Man, there's so much rule 34.]

[And yet you lose out to Taokaka, Rachel, Litchi, Noel, Nu...]

[You lose out to Carl.]

[You do not know the wonders of Pixiv then, my friend.

Though she doesn't approve of any of them. At all. Ever. So don't look at her like that, you pervert.]

[Too late. My oh my, the things one can do with a wet lollipop...]

Tch, do we have to mention strays? I was just about to eat, ya know.

Well, then, perhaps we should start anew: I am Aldmor Glen, a former High Cleric of the dragon goddess Tiamat.

And you?

You can call me Hazama. Currently the official amusement of the powers that be. You know. Those oh-so-helpful muns that drag us here.

It can always be worse, friend Hazama.

Well that's encouraging. As long as it could be worse.

About the moment you think you've hit rock bottom where muns are concerned, they will often fetch a shovel.

Thankfully, it rarely gets so bad.

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