Spoilers for Ultimates #16

[spiderkid]

Yeah I'm thinking it too.

If he's gonna be President, is he still gonna have time to train me? I mean, I get that the country's messed up and needs him more than me right now, but I can't wait four years, man!

Comments

[ex_identifies466]

You can do it without him.

[spiderkid]

Suuure , I'll just teach myself all the wisdom and experience stuff.

[ex_identifies466]

Peter did it by himself. I did it by myself.

You can do it by yourself.

[spiderkid]

I can do it by myself, I'd just rather have help.

[tattling]

Dude, I think that means you get to put "The President" as a reference on your resume.

[spiderkid]

Dude, I'm in middle school. I don't have a resume.

[tattling]

I know, I mean when you're old, like twenty.

[inebriety]

I told them you were doing fine on your own.

[Besides there are way more important things. Like how he isn't allowed to be the vice president.]

[spiderkid]

Except I wanted his help. Or somebody's, anyway.

[inebriety]

[He's not going to offer because he's terrible at teaching superhero stuff. Not to mention he's not the greatest influence on kids.]

All of us figured it out ourselves. It's not too hard.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, that's what Spider-Woman said. Still, Cap'd offered is all.

[inebriety]

Just give him a couple of days to tie up some loose ends then and he'll probably keep his promise. He is that kind of guy.