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dear_mun2012-09-27 04:50 am
phazeandblood) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-27 04:50 am
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sirenspull plotting
SO IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I'M STUCK WITH ENGLISH AND STRIDER X2 COMBO, BUT ON TOP OF MY ALREADY MISERABLE EXISTENCE YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE A BIGGER BITCH THAN VRISKA AND PLAN-WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID?
"FUCK ME UP PRETTY GOOD"?
BECAUSE OF COURSE THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA OF THAT PLACE ISN'T NEARLY BAD ENOUGH, OH NO, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY TO PLAN FOR ME TO ACTUALLY *LOSE* SEVERAL CONSECUTIVE FIGHTS.
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO BRING MY *ONE FUCKING SCAPEGOAT* WITH ME THAT COULD POSSIBLY SAVE MY ASS IN A TIGHT SITUATION IF I NEED TO RUN.
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS WHY I DITCHED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BULGEMUNCHING SADISTIC BITCH.
AND NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO THESE LENGTHS BUT YOU ARE *ACTIVELY* LOOKING FOR THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VANTAS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO *SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE SECONDS* JUST BECAUSE OF THE POLITICAL SHIT GOING ON IN THE CITY?
FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTED BROKEN SICKLE MUN.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY WITH THAT ENABLING POWER SHIT YOU DO, CAN'T YOU *AT LEAST* TRY FOR ONE OF THE FEW ASSHOLES I ACTUALLY *LIKE* INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MAKE MY LIFE AS MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE?
I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I WOULD PREFER *ERIDAN* OVER THAT DIPSHIT WITH A SPORK JAMMED SO FAR UP HIS NOOK IT'S DISLODGING THE PART OF HIS THINKPAN THAT TELLS HIM *NO ONE FUCKING CARES* ABOUT THE PILE OF SHIT HE'S VOMITING.
"FUCK ME UP PRETTY GOOD"?
BECAUSE OF COURSE THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA OF THAT PLACE ISN'T NEARLY BAD ENOUGH, OH NO, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY TO PLAN FOR ME TO ACTUALLY *LOSE* SEVERAL CONSECUTIVE FIGHTS.
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO BRING MY *ONE FUCKING SCAPEGOAT* WITH ME THAT COULD POSSIBLY SAVE MY ASS IN A TIGHT SITUATION IF I NEED TO RUN.
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS WHY I DITCHED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BULGEMUNCHING SADISTIC BITCH.
AND NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO THESE LENGTHS BUT YOU ARE *ACTIVELY* LOOKING FOR THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VANTAS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO *SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE SECONDS* JUST BECAUSE OF THE POLITICAL SHIT GOING ON IN THE CITY?
FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTED BROKEN SICKLE MUN.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY WITH THAT ENABLING POWER SHIT YOU DO, CAN'T YOU *AT LEAST* TRY FOR ONE OF THE FEW ASSHOLES I ACTUALLY *LIKE* INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MAKE MY LIFE AS MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE?
I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I WOULD PREFER *ERIDAN* OVER THAT DIPSHIT WITH A SPORK JAMMED SO FAR UP HIS NOOK IT'S DISLODGING THE PART OF HIS THINKPAN THAT TELLS HIM *NO ONE FUCKING CARES* ABOUT THE PILE OF SHIT HE'S VOMITING.
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I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO BACK THE FuCK OFF.
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FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU AND SEE HOW LITTLE FUCKS I GIVE AT YOUR STUPID ACCUSATIONS.
SECONDLY DO I LOOK LIKE I'M RETARDED WITH MY SHIFT KEY ON U'S? NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T HAVE THE EXACT SAME QUIRK BULGESTAIN SO YOU'RE COMPLAINT IS NOW NOT ONLY STUPID BUT ALSO INVALID.
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Oh w8, except that is what you do all the time.
Ha, come on Karkat at least spice it up a 8it. Your long winded rants can get so dull come all the time!!!!!!!!