wouldntkilladragon: (Deep breath and siiiigh)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III(A:Rider) (Sa:Genius) ([personal profile] wouldntkilladragon) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-24 02:41 pm

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Dear Mundane,

You know, if you're excited to give me Riders of Berk memories, you could just...you know...put them on the registry and not have them locked? I actually think that would be a wonderful idea, let's do that, okay?

Come on, it'd be cool to remember being 'sassy Hiccup,' as you so put it, at a big guy like Alvin. So just put them on without that red text an-

And you're not gonna. Do we really have to stick with your idea? I mean, not ALL of them say things got better, right? So we ca-oh, yeah. Right. The leg. Stupid thing, giving a solid timeline.

Why do you want me to be convinced I got thrown out of my village? You don't even know when I'll remember it, you don't have it prioritized or anything! And haven't I been through enough?

No? Really, you're going to let me think I messed everything up and will even leave it up to chance for when I figure out I wasn't disowned forever.

Great. Arrange to have tea with nightmare fuel, went through how many dismemberments/deaths/terrible things in a short period, and get to be convinced I'm branded as a traitor.

Can't we just go back to the idea where I didn't realize what my name was despite everyone saying it? It's annoying, but hey, everyone gets a good laugh, right?

...no, no, not really, but at least it's not emotional terrorism.

Signed,
Hiccup (Rider)
ruffntumblenut: (Hang on this is complicated)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-09-27 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
...sheesh. I was about to complain about having my spine grabbed but yours sounds all...emotional.
ruffntumblenut: (I see what you did there)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-09-27 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
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...that sounds...awful right? Not kind of badass?