After realizing a certain character had dropped

[cancercarcino]

I'M NOT UPSET THAT HE'S GONE, STOP MAKING YOUR STUPID-ASS ASSUMPTIONS IN THAT DEFORMED FLESHY THINK-PAN OF YOURS.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GLAD THAT ASSHOLE'S GONE.
IT'LL BE SUCH A BIG RELIEF TO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM LECTURING ME OR HAVE ISSUES WITH MY MANNERISM OR TRY TO 'MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON' OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WAS TRYING TO DO WITH OUR INTERACTIONS THAT I COULD JUMP ONTO THE NEAREST ELEVATED FLAT SURFACE AND DANCE UNTIL MY LEGS FALL OFF OUR OF SHEER FUCKING JOY.
I MEAN, SURE HE WASN'T INTOLERABLE LIKE HIS PRE-SCRATCH ITERATION, AND HE DID HELP US OUT WHEN THAT WHOLE CLUSTERFUCK WITH FEFERI'S ANCESTOR STARTED UP, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO CURL UP IN A PILE IN MY RESPITEBLOCK AND SOB UNCONTROLLABLY FOR FIVE HOURS JUST BECAUSE HE'S GONE.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN CONTROL WHEN SOMEONE DECIDES TO DROP OR GET WORMHOLED OR WHATEVER THE HELL HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE GAME.
NO, IT WAS WEIRD ENOUGH WITH HIM THERE, THAT PLACE ONLY NEEDS ONE GENETIC FUCK UP ON BOARD.
I DON'T NEED HIM TO HANG AROUND LIKE HE'S MY GODDAMN LUSUS TRYING TO SCHOOLFEED ME HIS BULLSHIT.
SORRY TO GET YOUR NOOK IN A KNOT ABOUT TRYING TO GET A REMORSEFUL REACTION FROM ME, BUT I'M IN NO WAY AFFECTED BY HIM LEAVING.
NOT AT ALL.

...REALLY.

...

THAT BULGELICK COULD HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN US SOME KIND OF WARNING OR SOMETHING.

...WHATEVER. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. JUST FUCKING DROP IT ALREADY.

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[thoughtandflow]

K4RK4T?
TH1S POST ST1NKS
4ND 1 M34N TH4T L1T3R4LLY

[cancercarcino]

WELL HERE'S ME NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK OVER HOW MUCH THIS POST 'STINKS' TO YOUR CRAZY BARKBEAST NOSE.
LOOK AT THIS, ALL OF MY FUCKS HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK LATER AND SEE IF I CAN SCROUNGE UP A FUCK TO GIVE.

[thoughtandflow]

H3H3H3 NOP3
N1C3 TRY THOUGH

[cancercarcino]

WHATEVER, I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

[thoughtandflow]

NOT MUCH
M3 4ND MY MUN JUST H4PP3N3D TO P4SS BY 4ND NOT1C3 YOU COMPL41N1NG 4T YOURS

[cancercarcino]

OH GOOD, YOU CAN COME AND WATCH ME LAY PROSTRATE AS MY MUN ATTEMPTS TO MAKE ME SOMEHOW EVEN MORE SULKY THAN I USUALLY AM.
I MEAN FUCK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO *HER* ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M CURLED UP IN A PILE AND SOBBING.
I MEAN SWEET SHIT GARGLERS, I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.

[thoughtandflow]

S33 YOU C4N S4Y TH4T
BUT MUNS KNOW
TH3Y 4LW4YS KNOW
TH4TS WHY TH3Y 4R3 TH3 MUNS

[cancercarcino]

MY MUN DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.
SHE MAY LET WORDS FALL OUT OF HER TALK BLASTER, BUT ALL I'M HEARING IS BLUH BLUH POOR WRIGGLER BLUH.
IT'S FUCKING PATRONIZING.

[thoughtandflow]

OR
4ND TH1S M1GHT SOUND W1LD 4ND CR4ZY
SH3S JUST TRY1NG TO B3 N1C3
1 H34R SYMP4THYS PR3TTY B1G W1TH MUNS WH3N TH3YR3 NOT C4US1NG US TH3 TORM3NT 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

[cancercarcino]

BULLSHIT.
MUNS AREN'T NICE. THEY'RE CRUEL AND COLD BULGELICKERS.

[thoughtandflow]

1D L1K3 TO D1S4GR33 BUT TH3 OTH3R VO1C3S UP H3R3 WONT L3T M3 >:[

[cancercarcino]

IT'S JUST HARD TO BELIEVE SHE WOULD BE NICE FOR ONCE, INSTEAD OF, I DUNNO.
EMBARRASSING ME.

[thoughtandflow]

1T DO3S H4PP3N
3V3N 1F 1TS JUST 4 LULL SO TH3Y C4N GO B4CK TO B31NG 4WFUL 4G41N

[fireflyheir]

so uh. i'm not going to ask if you're okay, because i'm going to assume you're not
so what do you feel like doing?

[cancercarcino]

HOW ABOUT ANYTHING NOT RELATING TO THIS HEAPING PILE OF BEHEMOTH SHIT THAT WAS LEFT ON MY LAWNRING BY A RETARDED LUSUS.
BECAUSE IT'S AT THE POINT WHERE I CAN STILL IGNORE IT FOR A WEEK BEFORE THE STENCH BECOMES SO AGGRIEVING ON MY SCENT RECEPTORS THAT I END UP LAUNCHING MYSELF OFF INTO THE MOON FROM THE POWER OF MY OWN PROJECTILE VOMIT.

[fireflyheir]

gross.
so, uh. does talking about seeing the stars work, or is that a bad idea?

[cancercarcino]

SURE.
THAT'LL BE FINE.
I'M NOT THAT BROKEN, EGBERT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TIPTOE AROUND THE GODDAMN ISSUE.
I'M JUST.
I'M DONE WITH IT. NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT.

[fireflyheir]

okay.
would it be any better if there was something you could do?
…
wait, no, nevermind
anyway what i wanted to ask was what kind of constellations you can see, or used to see
or something like that, anyway.

[cancercarcino]

DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD DO SOMETHING IF IT WERE IN MY POWER TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING??
NO, I THINK THAT IF I HAD THE ABILITY TO KEEP PEOPLE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FROM DISAPPEARING, I WOULD INSTEAD CHOOSE TO FONDLE MY OWN SHAME GLOBES AND FUCK AROUND WHILE EVERYONE DOES AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE RIGHT OFF THIS GODDAMN SHIP.
WHAT SORT OF SHIT-EATING PILE OF ROTTEN NOOK SLUDGE DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, EGBERT?!
WOW, THANKS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND LET ME OFFER YOU A BIG GIANT FUCK YOU FOR YOUR HIGH OPINION OF MY DOING ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING NOTHING!

[fireflyheir]

i know! i know.
i just- i didn't think until after i said it
and you definitely would so
ugh.
also that sounds even more revolting than usual. don't tell me if it's possible.

[cancercarcino]

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY FINE.
SORRY FOR SNAPPING AT YOU.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
IT'S JUST.
FUCK.
I HATE THAT PLACE SOMETIMES.

[fireflyheir]

it's fine.
it hasn't really been as bad, but… i get it.
heh.
only sometimes? :) are there any good memories you want to share?

Sorry for the delay, thanksgiving weekend

[cancercarcino]

WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT BAD.
I MEAN, A LOT OF US ARE THERE ON THE SHIP, LIKE SOLLUX AND FEFERI AND NEPETA.
HELL, EVEN TEREZI'S THERE. APPARENTLY SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR A WHOLE EARTH YEAR, OR LONGER.
ALSO, THERE'S A VERSION OF YOU THERE, WHO IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN YOU.

it's cool! how was it?

[fireflyheir]

that's good. it'd be a lot harder to be the only one there.
what, really? that… doesn't sound like it should be possible.

Good, full of food :3

[cancercarcino]

YES, THAT PARTICULAR FACT HAS SHOCKED ME TO NO END AS WELL.
BUT THEN AGAIN THAT PLACE IS ONE WHERE THE VERY FABRIC OF WHAT WE CAN CONSIDER REALITY IS THROWN RIGHT DOWN THE LOAD GAPER, FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.