Mun still dragging her feet on canon review.

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

Okay, here's what we're going to do. It worked for me to get Bella to agree to her wedding plans. You're going to read the books and you're going to smile and pretend you're enjoying yourself. Okay?

[The tiniest and most adorable of judgmental looks.]

There's no use arguing, okay? I've seen it already.

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

Well that's one way to do it. I would call bull if I didn't know it was possible.

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

Well, if she's going to do me justice, she's going to have to try harder than she is now.

[tinfoil_angel]

Well I meant saying that it's already supposed to happen. Canon review is usually important anyway

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

It's not supposed to happen, it just will.

[Because that totally makes sense, Alice.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Be happy I'm not a regular human and actually get that.

[He cracked a smile.]

[shirtless]

I dunno. The movies are much less painful...

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[Oh Jake, the Look she is giving you right now.]

Less painful? Have you seen Jasper's hair in the first two?

[shirtless]

I thought it added a bit of comic relief to the story. [smirking]

But if you're mun really wants to sit through 300 pages of Edward and Bella telling each other how much they can't be apart, then hey, by all means! She can read the books.

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

Your hair was awful too, just so you know.

[And also you smell.]

Well, I think it's romantic. Edward went about it in the stupidest way possible, but it's still sweet.

[inquisitive_nature]

Well ... shit. [Fuck him with a wrench: vampires, too? His Turn Undead is going to get a workout at this rate.]

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[Excuse you, Alice is a perfectly nice person who happens to survive on blood. She doesn't want to hurt anyone, okay.]

I can also see the future, if it makes any difference.

[inquisitive_nature]

Like a seer, then? That's a rare talent for the undead. [He's still going to keep one hand on his holy symbol just in case thankyouverymuch. He likes his blood in him.]

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[Unless you're big game, you're safe bro.]

It's not as impressive as it sounds, actually. I only see possible outcomes, nothing is set in stone.

[inquisitive_nature]

It's the same for most seers, though they don't admit it. They just charge through the nose and give cryptic answers that don't make sense until the prophesied event has already occurred.

So ... points for that.

[cassie_of_troy]

Really? Haven't you learned yet that fighting with a Mun is futile?

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

It doesn't hurt to try. Anyway, this isn't a fight, it's a heavily recommended suggestion.

[cassie_of_troy]

You choose your words very diplomatically.

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

Thanks. My husband's something of an expert, it's rubbed off on me. It also helps when you can see what the right words will be.

[cassie_of_troy]

You should be careful. There's a trade off in diplomacy. The price is sincerity.