spider-man: the untold story

[butwhytho]

[he's like your brother, peter! you can't have what you want if what you want is your brother who also hates you and wants to kill you to avenge his father/your not!father]

I'm really glad you and Harry's mun are getting along well and everything, and I'm going to let you keep having your fun and all, but no. What Harry and I have is complicated and really fouled up, but that is going way, way, way, way too far.

And the black suit. Can we quit with the black suit? It's not even that flattering. It's—

...it's pretty cool, yeah.

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[medicalhell]

( just popcorn.gif this. )

You sound more lame than Stephen Hawking.

( yup doing the whole voice thing right there. )

[butwhytho]

[Don't even start with your insufferable...insufferability...ness...toxicity, sir.]

Did someone empty a catheter into your Cheerios this morning, Doc?

[medicalhell]

Did someone forget to change your diapers Mr. I think I'm a superhero when the truth is I'm very useless?

( snort. )

Eh. Don't eat Cheerios like you. I eat big boy food for breakfast like steak and eggs.

[butwhytho]

Why are you obsessed with adult diapers? Paralyzed genius, now I'm the one in Depends?

[what even sir what even]

You are the rudest doctor, how do you cope on a daily basis?

[medicalhell]

I take a shot of gin, whiskey, and tequila every morning. That's how I make my world everyday. Then towards the end I grab a hammer and destroy it.

[butwhytho]

That sounds terribly unhealthy. Liver pickling unhealthy.

...so is it your wife who calls you Per-Per or just your dearest darlingest mun?

[easy_a]

Maybe it's none of my business, but if you really are gay, you should probably break it to your girlfriend, yeah?

[butwhytho]

[OH NO ALISHA WHY]

I'm not—I'm not gay. Mary Jane's the only person for me.

[easy_a]

You completely sure about that? Because I've seen blokes who think they're straight their entire lives and then just... bam. All the sudden, they're chasing after dicks, running around naked in the streets.

[BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SORTOF!FRIENDS DO.]

[butwhytho]

[S C R E A M I N G]

1) I'm completely sure, yes.
2) I already run around the streets in spandex; I won't be seen running about them nude.
3) How'd the game thing go?

[Is Peter deflecting? You bet your assets!]

[easy_a]

You never know wot could happen... well, with the whole birthday suit thing.

[But she'll be nice and drop the whole SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GAY thing.]

Not so well. Wasn't a whole lot for me to do in the game [That's Miss "Why can't we do things like normal people do" for you, though], and then Mun had a lot of shit to deal with in real life. I ended up being dropped.

Not like it's deterred her any. She's still keeping one eye out for a game I'd actually do okay in. [Much to her dismay.]

[littlegoblinjr]

Wow, you're... you're banned from using the word cool ever again.

Ever.

[butwhytho]

You don't like the black suit? Why not?

[ignoring everything else yep]

[littlegoblinjr]

[Ayup, forever strategy soulmates on that one.]

Well, whenever I encounter it I end up charred to the bone.

Or dead.

[... Still the better subject.]

[butwhytho]

[IT'S YOUR MUN'S FAULT ANYWAY]

Hey—what? No. The bla—

...that wasn't.

[Why do you compare that thing and Spider-Man? Why? His fee-fees are hurting now.]

[littlegoblinjr]

[WELL SORRY his FACE is hurting now.]

The only "cool" thing about that was the ice I clung to while you were out in the streets playing Saturday Night Fever in it.

You asked.

[Obviously he really doesn't care which black suit you're referring to.

What. WOULD YOU RATHER KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.]

I'm sorry I KNOW THIS IS SO EXPECTED but it's one of the best gifs of all time

[exterrorist]

No, you should go for it. It can be a friends thing. Very casual, not, you know, fancy, maybe just out to a — you know what, I really can't build up to a pie joke. I just want to get this over with.

other gifs strive to be this good. they all fall short.

[butwhytho]

Good, it's over with.

Go back to the Land Down Under and write some more romance books, okay?

i was like "it'd be rude to do this on harry's dmun BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE IT TO THIS PERSON"

[exterrorist]

Good idea. I think my next one will be a kind of Romeo and Juliet one, except they're both guys, and one is a superhero and one is the son of a supervillain. But they're still both gonna die.

it's tobEy!Peter. you should be able to get away with all the gifs tbh

[butwhytho]

So you're stealing ideas from Youtube videos manipulating comic book movie relationships?

Your publisher must be very glad to have you on board.

[arach_nerd]

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

[butwhytho]

...did you just quote Toy Story at me? Really?

[arach_nerd]

Hey, the quote fits. I mean, really, you think the black suit is cool.

[butwhytho]

The color is cool—what's come about because of it? Not so much. In fact, I'd say it's all completely horrible.

[there's no harry anymore because of it! do you know what that's li...oh.

right.]

[arach_nerd]

Color doesn't trump the fact that it EATS PEOPLE.