butwhytho: Go on and cry a waterfall idgaf (I'm done trying to convince you bro.)
Peter Parker | SPIDER-MAN ([personal profile] butwhytho) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-25 06:51 pm
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spider-man: the untold story

[he's like your brother, peter! you can't have what you want if what you want is your brother who also hates you and wants to kill you to avenge his father/your not!father]

I'm really glad you and Harry's mun are getting along well and everything, and I'm going to let you keep having your fun and all, but no. What Harry and I have is complicated and really fouled up, but that is going way, way, way, way too far.

And the black suit. Can we quit with the black suit? It's not even that flattering. It's—

...it's pretty cool, yeah.

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[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-25 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
( just popcorn.gif this. )

You sound more lame than Stephen Hawking.

( yup doing the whole voice thing right there. )
butwhytho: Go on and cry a waterfall idgaf (I'm done trying to convince you bro.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't even start with your insufferable...insufferability...ness...toxicity, sir.]

Did someone empty a catheter into your Cheerios this morning, Doc?

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Did someone forget to change your diapers Mr. I think I'm a superhero when the truth is I'm very useless?

( snort. )

Eh. Don't eat Cheerios like you. I eat big boy food for breakfast like steak and eggs.
butwhytho: I'd like to stick my face in it. (Impressive rack.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you obsessed with adult diapers? Paralyzed genius, now I'm the one in Depends?

[what even sir what even]

You are the rudest doctor, how do you cope on a daily basis?

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I take a shot of gin, whiskey, and tequila every morning. That's how I make my world everyday. Then towards the end I grab a hammer and destroy it.
butwhytho: hth mouthbreather (This is what you deserve.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds terribly unhealthy. Liver pickling unhealthy.

...so is it your wife who calls you Per-Per or just your dearest darlingest mun?

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's for me to know, and you to find out. Or is that too much of a task you laberdoodle?
butwhytho: Being catty as fuck (This goes out to all the PA bitches.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[But those dogs are the best!]

Who says I care enough to stick around and find out?

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're still here...what do you want? Another man card?
butwhytho: Go on and cry a waterfall idgaf (I'm done trying to convince you bro.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT]

This is my post, you booze-besotted, angry man. I'm not leaving my own post.

Don't you have nurses to oversee? A baby to take care of? A wife? Someone to lean on?

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
( bitch perry is so powerful he claims this post. )

Well then why don't you put on your big boy pants and do something about it instead of bitching like a typical fat lady on the Dr. Phil show.

I wouldn't be here if that were the case. Unlike you I get my stuff taken care of before hand.
butwhytho: Wish I didn't. (Ohhh...now I get "feels.")

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Diapers. Big boy pants. Why are you so infatuated with what I wear? Do you really just want to see the suit that badly or something?

[perry plz stop talking about peter's ass it's unbecoming]

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-09-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
( one tear unravels from perry's right eye. he blushes slightly and then cups peter's cheeks in his hands. )

How did you know?

( omg. he kisses him deeply. )

( actually perry just snorts and crosses his arms. )

Sorry don't swing that way, and if I did I would never ever would want to see you in the nude. If I did I might just be disowned by the LGBT community.
butwhytho: How is this attractive? (IT'S JUST U & UR HAND 2NITE)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Perry thinks Peter wants man cards from him.

He really just wants to give him his V-Card.]

...the suit. The Spider-Man suit. Why—are you angry that you failed gynecology? Urology? Something?
easy_a: (Proper use of a water bottle)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-09-26 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's none of my business, but if you really are gay, you should probably break it to your girlfriend, yeah?
littlegoblinjr: (stop teaming up with my dad)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-26 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're... you're banned from using the word cool ever again.

Ever.
exterrorist: (totally worth it)

I'm sorry I KNOW THIS IS SO EXPECTED but it's one of the best gifs of all time

[personal profile] exterrorist 2012-09-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you should go for it. It can be a friends thing. Very casual, not, you know, fancy, maybe just out to a — you know what, I really can't build up to a pie joke. I just want to get this over with.

butwhytho: It grinds my gears. (Stop fucking dying.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH NO ALISHA WHY]

I'm not—I'm not gay. Mary Jane's the only person for me.
butwhytho: How is this attractive? (IT'S JUST U & UR HAND 2NITE)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't like the black suit? Why not?

[ignoring everything else yep]
butwhytho: I'd like to stick my face in it. (Impressive rack.)

other gifs strive to be this good. they all fall short.

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, it's over with.

Go back to the Land Down Under and write some more romance books, okay?
exterrorist: (you're all right for a complete dickwad)

i was like "it'd be rude to do this on harry's dmun BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE IT TO THIS PERSON"

[personal profile] exterrorist 2012-09-26 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. I think my next one will be a kind of Romeo and Juliet one, except they're both guys, and one is a superhero and one is the son of a supervillain. But they're still both gonna die.
littlegoblinjr: (talking through the entire presentation)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ayup, forever strategy soulmates on that one.]

Well, whenever I encounter it I end up charred to the bone.

Or dead.

[... Still the better subject.]
butwhytho: Wish I didn't. (Ohhh...now I get "feels.")

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S YOUR MUN'S FAULT ANYWAY]

Hey—what? No. The bla—

...that wasn't.

[Why do you compare that thing and Spider-Man? Why? His fee-fees are hurting now.]
butwhytho: Not really. (This plan is better.)

it's tobEy!Peter. you should be able to get away with all the gifs tbh

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're stealing ideas from Youtube videos manipulating comic book movie relationships?

Your publisher must be very glad to have you on board.
littlegoblinjr: (little goblin junior)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-26 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL SORRY his FACE is hurting now.]

The only "cool" thing about that was the ice I clung to while you were out in the streets playing Saturday Night Fever in it.

You asked.

[Obviously he really doesn't care which black suit you're referring to.

What. WOULD YOU RATHER KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.]
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