Canon is Buddy Cops!

[straightlaced]

I do not think you've thought this through very well. This is not a very appropriate use of your non-duty time.

Perhaps, if I am to make a suggestion, you could take up a more relaxing hobby? Particularly one that does not involve me, as I have found few people that try the patience I am programmed with, and you are quickly becoming one of them. If you will excuse me, I am sure there is paperwork that needs to be done, that my partner is not doing.

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[uranass]

No prob, I'll beatbox for you.

Huh. Or the other way around?

[straightlaced]

I think perhaps we should reconsider this idea.

[ Seriously how did he get roped into this... ]

[uranass]

C'mon.

[ In his best robot impression: ]

I-am-a-robot-from-the-seventies-programmed-to-follow-the-law. Yeah-yeah. Fuck-wit-my-authority-and-Imma-dislocate-your-jaw.

1/2

[straightlaced]

[ Nope, can't handle your awesome, Uranus. He can't. ]

[straightlaced]

I believe there are twenty six specific regulations prohibiting jaw dislocation.

Over half have been added since you joined the force.

[uranass]

Hey, I didn't even know those things had jaws when I dislocated them!

And it rhymed.

[straightlaced]

I do not see rhyming with law as a great feat. Perhaps if it were the word 'orange' I would be impressed.

[uranass]

I don't see you doing better.

[straightlaced]

I have not tried. And I will not.

[uranass]

Because you can't.

[straightlaced]

That is a virtue, Officer.

[uranass]

It's only right you pay homage.

God, your priorities.

[straightlaced]

My priorities are exactly where they need to be, thanks to my programming.

[uranass]

You know where you should shove your programming?

[straightlaced]

Don't be crass.

[uranass]

Up your ass!

[straightlaced]

Must you continue to insult me?

[uranass]

You leave me no choice.

[straightlaced]

As far as I understand it, free-will means that you do have a choice.

Robots have not taken that from you yet.

[uranass]

Oh yes they have.

[straightlaced]

My apologies. It was not my intent to take your free will.

[uranass]

Apology accepted.

If I get to drive the squad car next case.

[straightlaced]

Do you have a DUI? [ A pause. ] Or a license?

[uranass]

Do you have a lie detector built in there somewhere?

[straightlaced]

I am a police officer. That is a yes.