On being canon updated at a, uh, really interesting time.

[crockblocking]

So, you pick now of all times to do this? Seriously? Anyone ever tell you that your timing sucks?

Because it really does.

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[crockblocking]

Oh, yeah. Believe me when I say I'm pretty familiar with both laws. But to be fair to mine, I guess she didn't know things were going to turn out so...weird.

[allthesenors]

I think the weirdest thing about all of it is that Wally didn't end up on his face again.

[Snickers, remembering what happened when Wally got hot for teacher.

Pauses and looks at her.]

How much are you going to remember?

[crockblocking]

Yeah, shocking isn't it? [All the deadpan in the world.]

...

The whole Red Tornado thing, the Injustice League, the alien invasion simulation... Basically, everything that happened after the Bialya deal.

[allthesenors]

Seconding the whole this really sucks part. But hey, if you're coming from that time, it means you know how to get traught when things get tough.

[crockblocking]

[Well, that may or may not be a smile on her face, now.]

True. That's probably one of the only good things to come out of this.

[allthesenors]

That and you learned how handy it is to have a breathing device on you. I always keep one on my utility belt.

[crockblocking]

Yeah. Funny how nearly drowning a few times teaches you that.

[allthesenors]

I feel like we could have an entire training session on how not to drown.

[crockblocking]

Of course now, the sessions would be a piece of cake.

[allthesenors]

You could lead it. Threat of drowning by evil robots, ship crashes, or an evil league of villains? Got it covered.

[crockblocking]

I dunno about that. Wouldn't that be a little too intense for the beginners?

[allthesenors]

You can let them use floaties?

[crockblocking]

Right. That's sure to make things easier for them. Maybe we should get them inner tubes to be even safer, too.

this would be glorious if it actually happened

[allthesenors]

We can start them off in a kiddie pool. Except for Kaldur, he can be sent to the wave pool.

....I wouldn't mind seeing this happen, either hahaha

[crockblocking]

And whoever's in the kiddie pool will have to contend with Red Tornado action figures. I think the lessons might be a hit at this rate.

Couldn't M'gann go to the wave pool with him, too?

that icon....so trolly

[allthesenors]

Do you trust Wally in a pool with action figures? I feel like that's setting him up to fail.

Only if Superboy was in the wave pool. Otherwise, Superboy might end up destroying the pools if he thinks she's in legit danger.

Now I want to change the keywords to "Problem?" lol.

[crockblocking]

And what if that was the intent? [Snerk.]

Oh, right. That. Pretty sure he won't have to worry about any danger in a pool. Besides, she can give herself gills. She'll be fine.

artemis is secretly the most skilled troll of them all

[allthesenors]

But then you would have to tutor him.[Grins.]

You know, I think our group could also use some "how-to-face-your-serious-denial" classes too.

[wonders who could benefit from that...]

Even more than Robin?

[crockblocking]

Ugh, no way. That would end horribly. [He would be the worst pupil ever]

How-to-face-your-serious-denial, huh? You trying to say something?

[This face. She sees you, Robin.]

okay, she is the one with the most untapped troll potential

[allthesenors]

Seriously. He would probably end up drowning and then you'd have to be the one to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation..

[Saying that with a straight face is hard.]

What would I be trying to say?

/SPIDER INTRUSION

[wallcrawler]

Can I skip these lessons? I already had to fight a big lizard guy in the gator pool back home. Pretty sure that's at least two pools above the level we're talkin' here.

Plus then we moved to the polar bear pool, and you have no idea how cold that was.

LE GASP.

[crockblocking]

Polar bear pool...I can only imagine.

Alright, if you're so confident. Just know that the moment you slip up is the moment you're going back o the kiddie pool.

He has that effect, yeah ;D

[wallcrawler]

On the plus side, the Coca Cola mascots were asleep and didn't get to join the party. Really wished this suit was insulated though.

I don't suppose I'd be able to bribe teacher with some extra gold stars if that happens?

[Hey, it's worth a shot.]

Indeed he does.

[crockblocking]

Yeah. It might've been a heck of a party if they did join in, though.

Oh, I dunno if that'll work, this time since it's usually the teacher who'd give out gold stars. Could work under different circumstances, though.

[wallcrawler]

Guess it was worth a shot.

But if busting me back down to the kiddy pool turns out to be your way of trying to get me into a regular swimsuit, it's not happening. I don't think they make trunks that match my mask.