dear_mun | On being canon updated at a, uh, really interesting time.

And whoever's in the kiddie pool will have to contend with Red Tornado action figures. I think the lessons might be a hit at this rate.

Couldn't M'gann go to the wave pool with him, too?

Do you trust Wally in a pool with action figures? I feel like that's setting him up to fail.

Only if Superboy was in the wave pool. Otherwise, Superboy might end up destroying the pools if he thinks she's in legit danger.

And what if that was the intent? [Snerk.]

Oh, right. That. Pretty sure he won't have to worry about any danger in a pool. Besides, she can give herself gills. She'll be fine.

But then you would have to tutor him.[Grins.]

You know, I think our group could also use some "how-to-face-your-serious-denial" classes too.

[wonders who could benefit from that...]

Ugh, no way. That would end horribly. [He would be the worst pupil ever]

How-to-face-your-serious-denial, huh? You trying to say something?

[This face. She sees you, Robin.]

Seriously. He would probably end up drowning and then you'd have to be the one to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation..

[Saying that with a straight face is hard.]

What would I be trying to say?

Mouth to mouth? Yeah, right! If he drowns in a kiddie pool of all things, then there is seriously something wrong.

[Responding to that without looking ~~flustered~~ annoyed is even harder.]

You know what you're trying to say, Robin.

Seriously, I don't get it. I mean, I know everyone has their secrets and baggage and all that. [Boy, does Mr.Sunglasses know.] But the two of you are even more obvious than M'gann and Superboy were, but you both refuse to even so much as admit to smiling at the other.

What's up with that?

[Robin this is the same girl who didn't see how obvious Conner and M'gann were until Zatanna pointed it out. Unless maybe she knew the whole time and pretended not to.

Anyway, enjoy this face for a moment, Robin.]

...in my defense, I think it's more him than me.

[Of course she would say that, though.]

Can I skip these lessons? I already had to fight a big lizard guy in the gator pool back home. Pretty sure that's at least two pools above the level we're talkin' here.

Plus then we moved to the polar bear pool, and you have no idea how cold that was.

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Polar bear pool...I can only imagine.

Alright, if you're so confident. Just know that the moment you slip up is the moment you're going back o the kiddie pool.

On the plus side, the Coca Cola mascots were asleep and didn't get to join the party. Really wished this suit was insulated though.

I don't suppose I'd be able to bribe teacher with some extra gold stars if that happens?

[Hey, it's worth a shot.]

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Yeah. It might've been a heck of a party if they did join in, though.

Oh, I dunno if that'll work, this time since it's usually the teacher who'd give out gold stars. Could work under different circumstances, though.

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Guess it was worth a shot.

But if busting me back down to the kiddy pool turns out to be your way of trying to get me into a regular swimsuit, it's not happening. I don't think they make trunks that match my mask.

Can't knock you for trying, though.

Oh, darn. My secret plans have been foiled. You keep the mask on for everything?

Well, it is called a secret identity. I dunno how willing you are to take your mask off, but I don't even let family know I'm doing this.

Yeah, yeah, I know about the whole secret identity deal.

[Believe her, Spidey. She knows all about secrets--I mean uh...]

So is there a chance I'll run into you without the costume and never know it?

Probably.

Heck, you might have already- I'm really good at not being noticed without the suit on.

Apparently. I run into a lot of people on a daily basis and can't say anyone stood out to me here recently.

Makes you feel any better, even my boss hasn't figured it out yet. And he has a creepy level of obsessive hatred for the costumed me.

Heh, how ironic. Does he dislike...you, too? Or is the Spider-man part exclusive?

It's kind of an exclusive hatred. Unless I'm even a few seconds late, anyway, but that's the same with everybody who works for him. I don't even wanna think about how high that guy's blood pressure must be.

Maybe it's the costume he hates.

Unless you ruined his coffee and he's holding a grudge. [That may or may not be a grin.]

It's because I wear a mask. Far as he's concerned, anyone wearing a mask must be a bad guy. Or girl, in your case.

Come to think of it, he'd probably hate you too.

....I wouldn't mind seeing this happen, either hahaha

that icon....so trolly

Now I want to change the keywords to "Problem?" lol.

artemis is secretly the most skilled troll of them all

Even more than Robin?

okay, she is the one with the most untapped troll potential

One day, she will use that potential. And it will be wonderful.

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/SPIDER INTRUSION

LE GASP.

He has that effect, yeah ;D

Indeed he does.

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