The update inspired further voice testing.

[kismefish]

aight so looks how this is how its gonna be
youve been sculpin this joint for a coupla months now right like almost a year if im understandin you right
kinda stupid if you ask me
[#a full year #who even does that]

but the thing is im D-EAD
and serkets expositions not gonna be half good nuf to get me in
and you know you were ridock shakes with me earlier what makes you think a coupla updates made you a game player
im tellin you now go get the other peixes youre gonna have a lot more luck with her what with the paid and all the icons
[#doin this out of the goodness of my heart here #but dam you couldnt even have shelled out for me #got a limited reaction gallery here]

but you know ok if youre bound and determined i guess ill roll with it doesnt look half as junk as the last place you was eyeballin
but im tellin you now amporass shows up im OUT
and you gotta D-EALFIS)( IT

Comments

[cronus]

rude.

[kismefish]

what

[nebulatrix]

Well, there is go+ing to+ be a third part. And yo+u kno+w what they say abo+ut charms...

[kismefish]

38D
maryam this is how i know you got my back i almost forgot

so you lookin for a game yet or

#I am lo+o+king at So+ul Campaign in the lo+ng term #But yo+u're already taken there #:/

[nebulatrix]

That I do+. But I'm no+t lo+o+king to+o+ hard yet. My dancesto+r and player bo+th have a lo+t go+ing o+n right no+w. I'm co+ntent to+ wait fo+r things to+ get a little clearer o+n bo+th sides. I've waited eo+ns, after all. Fo+r no+w I'm co+ntent with the unsurmo+untable thrill o+f an upco+ming Spin the Bo+ttle game in bubblr when part three o+f yo+ur adventure co+mes o+ut.

[kismefish]

lame
like dam no offinse but why you all focused so much on whos kissin who
[#and whys no one finterested in fishlips #is it the gills #thats raycist #38I]

thats a
musebox tho right
i can come an krill with yall
[#gettin sick of this headspace yanno]

#I never said anything abo+ut a disinterest in fish lips #Did I

[nebulatrix]

It's just hard to+ co+me up with memes. I do+ what I can. Yo+u're free to+ put up whatever po+st yo+u'd like and "krill" with all o+f us -- I'd appreciate it, actually. Po+sting everything gets dull fast.

#an what makes you think fishlips isnt disinterested in you #---E)(

[kismefish]

gillfrond theres two posts if thats ----EV-ERYT)(ING
i dont have a way to finish that sentence

heh heh finish
[#accidental fish puns are the best]

but yo thanks for the finvite
reely apperchiate it

#I co+uld make my o+wn remarks abo+ut the cho+ice o+f wo+rd #Finish

[nebulatrix]

Do+n't mentio+n it. I try to+ invite every member o+f my sessio+n I can find.

Tho+ugh I haven't actually go+tten any o+f o+ur male co+mpatrio+ts to+ co+me the last time I checked. I'm no+t sure whether I'm mo+re wo+rried fo+r their welfare or what I'll have to+ put up with when they sho+w up.

#ok its a shitty pun #dont be a hater maryam

[kismefish]

whale
i wouldnt mind zahhak along for the ride i guess
but he aint been introduced yet no nitram neither
[#note to self #check out some finfree puns #gettin kinda tired of bein fintroduced an finterestin]

man now that im thinkin aboat it nitram an zahhak betta make up for ampora an vantas
hopin they at least scow up once the last parts out

Re: #ok its a shitty pun #dont be a hater maryam

[nebulatrix]

I'm disgusted we even have to+ talk abo+ut Ampo+ra anymo+re after all these sweeps. He's o+nly changed fo+r the wo+rse. And the way he treats yo+u! The intersectio+n o+f his po+sitio+n o+n the hemo+spectrum and in the patriarchy is so+ disgusting! Ugh!

#Yo+u make o+ne wand fo+r a guy #And a few wand jo+kes #And maybe so+mething else #But he never lets it go+ #He's a master #At bait #Taking

[kismefish]

talkin ABOAT him im disgusted we still have to talk TO him
howd he even start hakin out with us like i reely dont even remoramber
guess were stuck with him now
[#beachin with fronds the best kinda beachin #shoulda made shore he wasnt in the picture before i blew us all up huh]

aw are you standin up for me thats adorabubble
dont wherry boat a fin

[nebulatrix]

That's why it bo+thers me so+ much. Yo+u're yo+ur o+wn stro+ng wo+man who+ don't need no+ man, to+ emplo+y an Earth meme. He thinks he needs to+ be the man behind yo+u o+r so+mething. Just like his disgusting ambitio+ns po+st-Scratch!

#Where he also+ had me assassinated fo+r my sexuality apparently #Slut shaming #So+me kind o+f friend he turned o+ut to+ be

[kismefish]

what was he post scratch again
like some sorta pirate or whatev
[#tbh wasnt reely payin attenchion]

[nebulatrix]

Yep, they made a pirate o+ut o+f o+ur Co+o+lscar, just like kismesis Kindfang. Then he to+o+k me as his slave. Then Aranea rescued me and to+o+k me as her matesprit, but he o+bjectified me and o+bjected. Then he had me assassinated.

Oh, and he was always trying to+ get yo+ur attentio+n as your Orphaner, but yo+u fo+rtunately didn't even kno+w his name.

[kismefish]

wow youre so much betta at condensin
yeah sounds like him alright
[#sea what i did there #sound #heh heh #condensin too #im on a roll]

p shore you wouldnt just let him do that tho
what happened to you maryam
gill
[#scratch intricaseas who even]

[nebulatrix]

I was caught o+ff guard. He go+t me fro+m behind. And yo+u kno+w what the Cro+sshairs are like...

But I had been thro+ugh a lo+t. Being a slave... fro+m what I saw o+f my o+ther life, it's no+t exactly all fun and games and fur-lined wrist restraints.

[kismefish]

i dunno never reely got too close to em
maryam when is slavery fun and games and fuzzy cuffs
dont answer that
[#dont wanna know]

#Are yo+u sure

[nebulatrix]

Well, they're an extremely po+werful rifle, let's just leave it at that.

#pretty shore

[kismefish]

whale duh
im just not an ---EXP-ERT on em like
SOM-E of us apparently are
[#dont wanna know aboat that either]

#Sigh

[nebulatrix]

The afterlife sure is sho+rt o+n o+ppo+rtunities to+ make use o+f o+ur strife specibi...

[kismefish]

that a charllange

[nebulatrix]

Oh, right. And here I had almo+st fo+rgo+tten yo+ur plan to+ get us all killed again. Well, have yo+u recruited anyo+ne?

[kismefish]

ey youve seen the fuckin game does it LOOK like anyones come along yet
lamepreys
an its not a plan to get us all KRILL-ED its a plan to krill the kriller
an its foolproof
as long as yall join the fuck up

[nebulatrix]

We sho+uld keep o+ur o+ptio+ns o+pen. Heiress o+r no+t, it's a little hard to+ po+p a bubble that's been flo+ating fo+r billio+ns o+f sweeps.

[kismefish]

bluh all yall wanna do is wait around
and make out apparently
shrug

[nebulatrix]

Yo+u really want us to+ risk it all, do+n't yo+u.

[kismefish]

maryam maryam
you know how it is no ones allowed to rule the galaxy except me
that skullfaced dicks tryina get the jump on me
krill me once whale thats the plan krill me twice ill kick his ass
sides you saw what he did to that bubble you think hes gonna leave ours alone im gonna bet you hes headed our way right now
what do you say do i hear a hundred boonbucks cmon
anywave do you R-E-ELY think serkets plan to go get whatsherface is gonna pan out like just be honest between you and me
mines the best plan
the B-EST
[#an were already dead anywave #38I]

[nebulatrix]

...if o+nly by virtue o+f ho+w it's the o+nly plan we've go+t.

Here, take a hundred bo+o+nbucks.

#kaching

[kismefish]

aw yis
yeah that ALSO makes it a great plan
but moistly its just because its such a genius one

[nebulatrix]

Do+ yo+u even kno+w a single o+ne o+f this guy's weaknesses?

[1/2]

[kismefish]

[2/2]

[kismefish]

ok its a whelk in prawngress

[nebulatrix]

Tho+ugh I'll admit, just as much o+f o+ne as Aranea's little pro+ject.

[kismefish]

and its gonna work a LOT betta
like cmon youve got one chance in a billion of findin this chick shes lookin for
we got an army of ghosts
skulldicks screwed

ok were GONNA have an army of ghosts hes still screwed

[nebulatrix]

As much. No+t less. Aranea has to+ find o+ne gho+st in a billio+n; yo+u have to+ find a billio+n gho+sts period. Do+ yo+u really think that even all twelve members o+f o+ur gro+up co+uld defeat that mo+nster? We didn't even beat o+ur game o+f SGRUB.

[kismefish]

whose side are you on gill
so much for havin my back
[#cant trust nobody these days #38(]

whale im TRYINA be a little more -EXCLUSIV-E with this crew
but all my number ones arent even interested
rude
[#number ones means anyone in god tier btw]

[nebulatrix]

I'm just trying to+ be realistic here! What kind o+f battle with the Black King did we even have, do+ yo+u remember?

#Realism #Demands the blo+o+d drinking creature o+f the day

[kismefish]

yo thats the POINT of bein exclusive with this anti skulldick team
the only reason we fucked up our session so bad is because SOM-E P-EOPL-E SUCK BULG-E AT IT
so im eliminatin the prowblem players
an everyone else
read god tiers
has got this in the bag
[#if anyone fuckin joins]

#Regretting this already #Befo+re even deciding to+ do+ it

[nebulatrix]

...I'm no- go+ing to+ actually have any cho+ice in this matter, am I?

#omg

[kismefish]

does this mean youre joinin up

#Outside o+f appro+priate caligino+us co+ntexts #And co+nsensual feeding arrangements #And #Whatever

[nebulatrix]

This means I'm taking whatever co+urse o+f actio+n will prevent my friends' gho+st blo+o+d being shed.

[kismefish]

omg youre gonna come fight skulldick with me
maryam youre my FAVORIT-E
[#saury serket]

#Am I even allo+wed to+ cling to+ the distinctio+n o+f defending yo+u fro+m him? #Do+ubtful...

[nebulatrix]

Okay. I have o+ne co+nditio+n. In yo+ur... fledgeling empire, let me have an o+fficial po+sitio+n. I do+n't care what designatio+n yo+u deem fit, as lo+ng as the requirements are ones that co+uld be theo+retically co+ncurrent with breeding duties if we still had them o+n virtue o+f no+t being dead. The kind o+f thing the ancien regime never o+ffered to+ jadeblo+o+ded wo+men. It wo+uld mean a lo+t to+ me. Give me so+me place to+ fake ho+pe fo+r the future o+f o+ur civilizatio+n.

[kismefish]

huh ill have to think about somefin for you
i mean guaranteed you got the position gillfrond but i dunno whatd be fittin
you got anyfin in mind anyfin you R-E-ELY wanna do

#It to+o+k a lo+t o+f effo+rt to+ co+me up with any answer beyo+nd "anyo+ne" #It really did

[nebulatrix]

...I do+n't really kno+w, I tho+ught yo+u might have a po+sitio+n in mind yo+u'd want filled. Yo+u seemed to+ have no+ sho+rtage o+f whimsical jo+b o+penings po+st-Scratch. Tho+ugh I keep fo+rgetting yo+u do+n't have the same detailed kno+wledge abo+ut that as the rest of us do+ by no+w...

[kismefish]

you know anyfin boat drones

[nebulatrix]

Of co+urse. A sub-breed o+f tro+ll devo+ted to+ the co+llectio+n o+f genetic material fo+r presentatio+n to+ the Mo-her Grub. But near the end o+n Befo+rus the natural system was beco+ming a pro+blem. So+me co+mmunities had been replacing them with ro+bo+ts because their lo+cal bro+o+ds weren't even big eno+ugh to+ pro+duce any naturally.

Why?