ooc hilarity at Abax

[the_hacker]

See, I like how you thought it was funny, too.

I wanna tell him. It's going to be awesome. Ready? One. Two. Three.

SHAUN HASTINGS NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND.

And he has a boner for Caterina Sforza.

...You are the coolest mun ever. Day: Made.

And thanks for all the new CR! This is gonna be nuts.

Comments

[theothermercer]

So he's got a boner for a chick that's been dead for 500 years? [One slow clap a-la Mercer style.]

Advanced necrophilia. I like this guy.

[Love that sarcasm.]

[the_hacker]

Shaun's a pretty talented historian.

[theothermercer]

I'm sure of that. I mean, his taste are great. Hot redhead, a little too kickass for her time. Fucking awesome.

Still kinda creepy.

[the_hacker]

That's Shaun. He comes off as a little creepy, but he means well. Usually.

[theothermercer]

[Dana's brother comes off as creepy. Usually that means he's going to consume you. Oh, let's not go there.]

Nice guy, I already like him.

[the_historian]

Yes, yeah. Very mature, the both of you.

Need I remind you that there are more important... more... more relevant things than my current romantic status?

[He is entirely too flustered to even go into what those important things are.

Instead, just take this cross yet also highly uncomfortable glare instead.]

[the_hacker]

Never said I was going to be mature about this. I'm mature about enough stuff.

Your romantic status is always Taken: By Books. I just thought I'd try to help your sex life.

[the_historian]

[He scoffs at that.]

Ah, right, and you're the expert on that, are you?

I really hate to be the one to remind you of this Rebecca, but naming a computer does not make it a person. Just... so we're clear on that.

[the_hacker]

I get more action than you do.

Hey! I name all my hardware!

[tigress]

Are you quite sure, messere? It must be dire for your friend to make such announcements where she knows others might see them.

[the_historian]

[And for the first time in a long time, expert historian Shaun Hastings may just be at a loss for words.

Look what you've done, Rebecca. You've broken your data manager. Congrats.]

"Dire" is a bit of a strong word.

[Bloody hell.]

[tigress]

[Cute, yes; bad with people, yes...

Well. It seems that Rebecca did not lie.]

One would think you would be pleased to see me, caro. Instead you look like a frightened rabbit.

Or is it that I have caught you at a bad time?

[tigress]

Does he, now?

[the_hacker]

You bet. He wrote an essay on you, and then he kept talking about you in all these other entries. It's a crush.

[tigress]

My, my. One would think after such study he might speak with me.

Or at the very least send me a letter.

Is he a shy man, this Shaun?

[the_hacker]

He's a nerd. He's bad at people, sometimes.

But he's pretty cute under the stuffy British thing. And he wears glasses!

[tinfoil_angel]

Normally, I would be horrified at the fact my mun made me read this. Since I hear enough about my friend's sex lives or lack there of as the case may be over the psychic network.

But knowing Shaun from what my mundane has seen, I think he deserves a little embarrassment and to relax.

[the_hacker]

He needs a vacation... Or a girlfriend. Guess which one's easier.

[tinfoil_angel]

Well he isn't exactly charming but a vacation either here or in your world is unlikely for a while.

Oh by the way I'm Karl, just figured I'd joke about someone from my home nation a while.

Also you remind me of a friend of mine, if I go to the same game as you I would probably tell you about my abilities first. Seeing as outside of this environment I keep it a secret.

[the_hacker]

A friend of yours? Who? Mun's curious.

[vengefulblades]

He what?

...I may have to have a word with him.

[the_hacker]

Ohhh no, don't ruin my fun.

[vengefulblades]

I don't see how it would.

[the_hacker]

That depends on what you talk to him about.

[tigress]

Is there a problem, darling?