dear_mun | ooc hilarity at Abax

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ooc hilarity at Abax

See, I like how you thought it was funny, too.

I wanna tell him. It's going to be awesome. Ready? One. Two. Three.

SHAUN HASTINGS NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND.

And he has a boner for Caterina Sforza.

...You are the coolest mun ever. Day: Made.

And thanks for all the new CR! This is gonna be nuts.

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So he's got a boner for a chick that's been dead for 500 years? [One slow clap a-la Mercer style.]

Advanced necrophilia. I like this guy.

[Love that sarcasm.]

Yes, yeah. Very mature, the both of you.

Need I remind you that there are more important... more... more relevant things than my current romantic status?

[He is entirely too flustered to even go into what those important things are.

Instead, just take this cross yet also highly uncomfortable glare instead.]

Shaun's a pretty talented historian.

Never said I was going to be mature about this. I'm mature about enough stuff.

Your romantic status is always Taken: By Books. I just thought I'd try to help your sex life.

I'm sure of that. I mean, his taste are great. Hot redhead, a little too kickass for her time. Fucking awesome.

Still kinda creepy.

That's Shaun. He comes off as a little creepy, but he means well. Usually.

Does he, now?

[Dana's brother comes off as creepy. Usually that means he's going to consume you. Oh, let's not go there.]

Nice guy, I already like him.

You bet. He wrote an essay on you, and then he kept talking about you in all these other entries. It's a crush.

Are you quite sure, messere? It must be dire for your friend to make such announcements where she knows others might see them.

Right? Hard to hate him.

My, my. One would think after such study he might speak with me.

Or at the very least send me a letter.

Is he a shy man, this Shaun?

He's a nerd. He's bad at people, sometimes.

But he's pretty cute under the stuffy British thing. And he wears glasses!

Edited 2012-01-30 04:23 (UTC)

He's a fucking creepy historian with a thing for a dead chick. Fuck that shit.

Nah, we've got this whole time skip/time warp thing on our side. He just has a nerd crush on her. He likes women who can kick his ass and scold him lot.