Thoughts on Episode and Promo

[thelastprime]

Mundane,

I am grateful that you find the Autobot efforts to be grandiose, however, please keep in mind to tone down your language whenever you speak of my newest weapon.

[Well, it was badass, okay.]

Striking fear into Megatron may have been the greatest victory we have had thus far.  The Star Saber I am sure will be put to considerable use in the future, as the promotional video for the next episode has proven.



...I would also like you and your friends to cease the compliments on...parts of me. If it is not too much to ask.

[You have a nice butt.  And the animators decide to focus on it a LOT.]

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

I think your mundane's friend has the right idea, Big O.

[thelastprime]

[Don't you have a human to be dissecting.

It's nice to see you, Knock Out.]

...No.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Several, but that's not important.]

It's an asset that's worth keeping an insurance policy on~

[deceptionshark]

[The mun has been reduced to a gibbering mess of feelings. Megatron is not impressed, but he has other issues to worry about.

Like that Spark-forsaken sword.]

Things will change Optimus Prime! You may have the Star Saber, but I will not allow myself to be outmatched for long! The tables will be turned, let there be no doubt about that.

[Who's up for some grave robbing?]

not here

[dreadmoth]

[OOH OOOH


PICK HIM!]

also not here

[deceptionshark]

[ONLY IF YOU HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP FROM YOUR PARENTS.

HE'S NOT GETTING SUED LIKE THE LAST TIME.]

[thelastprime]

[Don't be jealous of his lightsaber okay.]

Let this be a warning to you, Megatron. You are currently in your darkest hour, as you claimed, and I suggest you back down.

[deceptionshark]

[Not getting jealous because his sword is going to be bigger and more badass. So there.]

The Decepticon's darkest hour that I will light with my own strength and power. I back down from nothing, and I am not afraid of you.

[The last bit is a lie, and they both know it. Prime has a weapon that goes beyond anything Megatron currently has, and Prime's new ruthlessness means that things will go unfortunately for Megatron if things do not change.]

[goingdownfighting]

You think the 'compliments' are bad now? Try hearing them all the time. It's one thing to hear scrap like that about yourself, it's another to constantly hear them about the guy you work for.

Okay, so maybe it is a little worse on your end. Especially since it's about your...end.

[thelastprime]

[Oh Cliffjumper, he missed your talking.]

My apologies for the...talk. I did not wish for anything like that to come about.

I can only hope it is not too unbearable.

[goingdownfighting]

[He missed his talking, too.]

I wouldn't say unbearable, it's more along the lines of 'extremely disturbing'. I'd say something about learning to ignore it, but I wouldn't be here if that were the case, now would I?

[staresat]

...




[No seriously how did the Decepticons go from being on the verge of crushing their enemies with all the factors on their side to... this. WHAT DID HE MISS.]


You found the Starsaber.

[Can you feel the intense internal frowning radiating in all directions.]

[thelastprime]

Shockwave.

[Where have you been, bro.]

Yes, I have acquired it.

[He says this like he just finished Sunday's crossword.]

[staresat]

[He was just sort of trapped in a timespace vortex somewhere. You know. The usual.]

The planet you've chosen to hide in continues to hold unexpected elements.

[All the probabilities say you and the other Autobots should have been wiped out by now. It's actually something he would like to investigate.]

[How exactly you've been defying the odds all the time.]

[blewuptheship]

Keep in mind it is the Star Saber he fears, not you.

[thelastprime]

[His eyes stray for a moment, then turn back to him.]

I would prefer such logic. However, it seems to be a combination of the weapon itself as well as the one wielding it.

One without the other does not strike fear.

/fights off arcee muse with princesses

[illuminaria]

You have to admit, it is really neat.

a;lfjda get one

[thelastprime]

[Daddy Prime hopes you're not talking about his ass, young lady.]

Miss Rapunzel. I hope my weapon does not frighten you...

[madeitblue]

Good to know mine's not the only one who's excited.

[thelastprime]

[Aww Arcee.]

The reaction to tonight's episode seems to be circulating around many sites. I am glad to see them so full of energy.

You know this is all your fault

[neverputincharge]

Heh, too bad we couldn't have seen Megatron's face when you hit his ship.

EEEEE 8D

[thelastprime]

[Too bad he's taking this literally )8 ]

I can only assume he was not overly pleased.

On the contrary, he now knows we are a threat. Perhaps he will tread more carefully.

[universebeware]

...eh, I could build a better sword.

[blewuptheship]

Oh really?

[thelastprime]

[Can you now? Optimus believes you because Primes are dads.]

I see. I would be most interested to see such an artifact.