Thoughts on Episode and Promo

[thelastprime]

Mundane,

I am grateful that you find the Autobot efforts to be grandiose, however, please keep in mind to tone down your language whenever you speak of my newest weapon.

[Well, it was badass, okay.]

Striking fear into Megatron may have been the greatest victory we have had thus far.  The Star Saber I am sure will be put to considerable use in the future, as the promotional video for the next episode has proven.



...I would also like you and your friends to cease the compliments on...parts of me. If it is not too much to ask.

[You have a nice butt.  And the animators decide to focus on it a LOT.]

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

I think your mundane's friend has the right idea, Big O.

[deceptionshark]

[The mun has been reduced to a gibbering mess of feelings. Megatron is not impressed, but he has other issues to worry about.

Like that Spark-forsaken sword.]

Things will change Optimus Prime! You may have the Star Saber, but I will not allow myself to be outmatched for long! The tables will be turned, let there be no doubt about that.

[Who's up for some grave robbing?]

[goingdownfighting]

You think the 'compliments' are bad now? Try hearing them all the time. It's one thing to hear scrap like that about yourself, it's another to constantly hear them about the guy you work for.

Okay, so maybe it is a little worse on your end. Especially since it's about your...end.

not here

[dreadmoth]

[OOH OOOH


PICK HIM!]

also not here

[deceptionshark]

[ONLY IF YOU HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP FROM YOUR PARENTS.

HE'S NOT GETTING SUED LIKE THE LAST TIME.]

[thelastprime]

[Don't you have a human to be dissecting.

It's nice to see you, Knock Out.]

...No.

[thelastprime]

[Oh Cliffjumper, he missed your talking.]

My apologies for the...talk. I did not wish for anything like that to come about.

I can only hope it is not too unbearable.

[thelastprime]

[Don't be jealous of his lightsaber okay.]

Let this be a warning to you, Megatron. You are currently in your darkest hour, as you claimed, and I suggest you back down.

[goingdownfighting]

[He missed his talking, too.]

I wouldn't say unbearable, it's more along the lines of 'extremely disturbing'. I'd say something about learning to ignore it, but I wouldn't be here if that were the case, now would I?

[deceptionshark]

[Not getting jealous because his sword is going to be bigger and more badass. So there.]

The Decepticon's darkest hour that I will light with my own strength and power. I back down from nothing, and I am not afraid of you.

[The last bit is a lie, and they both know it. Prime has a weapon that goes beyond anything Megatron currently has, and Prime's new ruthlessness means that things will go unfortunately for Megatron if things do not change.]

[thelastprime]

[Yeah, if he had emotions he'd agree on the extremely disturbing.]

Perhaps there will be some new fascination that will take their interest.

[staresat]

...




[No seriously how did the Decepticons go from being on the verge of crushing their enemies with all the factors on their side to... this. WHAT DID HE MISS.]


You found the Starsaber.

[Can you feel the intense internal frowning radiating in all directions.]

[thelastprime]

[Wow, did this really turn into a cock contest, Megatron? Put on some big boy pants and make your momma proud.]

Nor am I afraid of you, Megatron. I suppose only the next episode will tell who will come out on top.

I pray you will have sound judgement.

[thelastprime]

Shockwave.

[Where have you been, bro.]

Yes, I have acquired it.

[He says this like he just finished Sunday's crossword.]

[goingdownfighting]

Yoouu really like to give people more credit than they deserve, don't you?

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Several, but that's not important.]

It's an asset that's worth keeping an insurance policy on~

[deceptionshark]

[Bitch don't tell him what to do.]

We shall see, won't we?

Out of curiosity, what parts of you are being admired, Optimus?

[thelastprime]

[Like Primus's core he's going to tell you.]

[staresat]

[He was just sort of trapped in a timespace vortex somewhere. You know. The usual.]

The planet you've chosen to hide in continues to hold unexpected elements.

[All the probabilities say you and the other Autobots should have been wiped out by now. It's actually something he would like to investigate.]

[How exactly you've been defying the odds all the time.]

[deceptionshark]

[If you don't, then he'll get his Mun to.

He'll find out either way.]

[blewuptheship]

Keep in mind it is the Star Saber he fears, not you.

[thelastprime]

[His eyes stray for a moment, then turn back to him.]

I would prefer such logic. However, it seems to be a combination of the weapon itself as well as the one wielding it.

One without the other does not strike fear.

[thelastprime]

[There aren't enough Nope.jpgs in the world for you right now.]

As an Autobot talking to a Decepticon, I do not see your logic in a policy concerning my personal welfare.

[thelastprime]

...

I would rather not discuss it.

[thelastprime]

They have proven themselves worthy many times.