have another shepard

[wonthegalaxy]

Are you sure you wanna bring me back before you're finished with the third game? You're not even that far in it.

... But, well, if you missed me that much I got no objections. I'm all for stretching my legs out again.

Just please tell me you're going to lay off the store jokes. Or the Wrex jokes. ... Or the jellyfish jokes.

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hi that sure is a shitty kid

[wonthegalaxy]

... [THERE'S THE LONGEST PAUSE ON THE PLANET SHE REALLY DOES NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.] I really, REALLY wish I could, Kolyat.

Long story short, don't give my mun an option to name things in games.

probably the shittiest kid on the citadel

[sonofkrios]

My Gods, your name is Butt. And here I was just hoping it meant something different for humans.

[Clearly focusing on the wrong thing here, but hey.]

AND NOW THE SHITTIEST KID KNOWS THE SHITTIEST SECRET

[wonthegalaxy]

[oh my god can you tell by your face she's not amused and also just ashamed by all of this

fuck you mom and dad

the groaniest of groans comes out of her.]

Alright, alright, I get it, okay? I get this enough when anyone else finds out too.

to blackmail commander fucking shepard or not- No no that would never end well

[sonofkrios]

Right, right, sorry.

Hell of a mun you've got there.

[meanwhile this mun is thumbs upping every fucking thing, fuck yes Butt Shepard]

kid she will spank you

[wonthegalaxy]

[A sigh. AND A THUMBS UP BACK FROM THIS MUN.]

You're telling me.

you're not my real mom shepard >8(

[sonofkrios]

[FANTASTIC]

Could be worse, right?

hey she is everyone's space mom ok

[wonthegalaxy]

It usually can. I usually just say it's whatever 'B' name comes to mind in the moment.

i can't argue with this

[sonofkrios]

Fair enough. My mun was just lazy, left the name default. Not too exciting.

[wonthegalaxy]

Hah, man. You don't want to know half the nsmes I've heard about on my end.

[sonofkrios]

If they're better than "Butt", I just might.

[wonthegalaxy]

[Another sigh.] Please don't tell me you're going to try to blackmail me with this, kid.

Have you talked to your dad much lately? [mun's pretty sure she got spoiled-even-though-it-was-expected about this but still not that far.]

[sonofkrios]

I doubt one makes it too far in life after pissing Commander Shepard off. So no, you don't need to worry about that.

We talk pretty often, actually.

[wonthegalaxy]

Good to hear. How are you both holding up?

[sonofkrios]

Well enough. Can't complain too much. Our muns have us running our asses off, though.

[wonthegalaxy]

I know that feeling.