dear_mun | Homeless but he won't leave me alone...

BrO yOu NeEd To SeRiOuSlY uP aNd ChIlL
CoMe On AnD sLaM a CoLd OnE wItH mE :o)

THINK YOU MIGHT BE ALL UP AND FUCKING MISTAKEN, INDIGO GIRL.
this motherfucker ain't nothing but chill.
THE COLDEST MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH A TROLL'S EVER SEEN.

you preaching about the holiest of elixers, sister?

WhAt ElSe WoUlD iT bE mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrOtHeR?

A SISTER GOT A UNNATURAL SMELL ABOUT HER FUCKING SELF.
would prefer not to have to get my mad doubts on about a motherfucking indigo.
BUT WE LIVE IN THE MOST TROUBLESOME OF FUCKING TIMES, LITTLE CLOWN.
what flavor of that communion grubsauce you got up in them fizzy bottles, then?

MoThErFuCkInG eVeRy FlAvOr My MaSsIvE bRo

[When doesn't a Gamzee have a whole amount of their sylladex devoted to faygo?]

HOW MOTHERFUCKING FORTUNATE.
this motherfucker like that darkest of browns.
THE KIND THAT'S ALL THE COLOR OF THE EARTH UNDER A MOTHERFUCKER'S FOOTROOTS.

[...he means root beer. :| ]

Of CoUrSe My BrOtHeR

[And out from the sylladex came a rootbeer faygo, because even a sylladex knows better than to not listen to The Grand Highblood.]

[And the Grand Highblood appreciates the unruly modus's cooperation. He takes the bottle in his massive hands, which all things considered is pretty fucking ridiculous, and twists off the cap--hissing with it in time.]

you got any fucking clue how you partake of the holy elixir in the right motherfucking way, little indigo?
YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PREFACE THE FIRST BLESSED SIP?

Of CoUrSe My MoThErFuCkInG bRoThEr BuT cOuLd YoU uP aNd TeLl It So My MuNdAnE cAn Up AnD kNoW?

[That sounds like an excuse, lady. Bo( But that's okay, he'll just chuckle under his breath and roll with it. He opens tips his drink to the side and pours a little out on the ground, before raising it in front of him again.]

A MOTHERFUCKER'S ALWAYS GOTTA GIVE A SACRIFICE.
a little offering for our fallen motherfuckers who's blood added to the vast motherfucking honk.

RESPECT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING CULLED, MY SISTER.

[Even though he's the one typically doing the culling, but ANYWAYS...

He proceeds to chug that Faygo with the extreme quickness.]

RiGhT bRo
GoTtA uP aNd PaY oUr MoThErFuCkInG rEsPeCtS

[And with that she would get a red faygo, mimicking her alternate ancestor's actions.]

YEAH I THINK I SEE WHERE GAMZEE FUCKING GOT IT FROM.

DON'T GOT NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT A STONEBLOODED LIAR'S SAYING.
a motherfucker can't help but up and get his wonder on.
AS FOR WHAT THE FUCK'S HIDING UNDER THAT MOTHERFUCKING SKINCASE.

YEAH.
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME THEN WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN KEEP WONDERING ABOUT.

HA.
suppose we two motherfuckers could keep our wonderment on.
BUT WHEN A MESSIAH ASKS A MOTHERFUCKER A QUESTION.
a motherfucker gets to fucking answering.

YOU AIN'T GOTTA BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
ain't gotta showcase your motherfucking grins about it.
BUT IF A BROTHER KNEW WHAT WAS IN HIS BEST PEASANTPANNED INTERESTS.
he'd wanna keep a subjugglator from getting too fucking curious.
AND HAVING TO FIND OUT FOR HIS MOTHERFUCKING SELF.
:o)

YEAH WELL I DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING YOU.
DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST IF I DON'T ANSWER.

WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU EVEN THINK THAT I'D BE PART OF THE FUCKING PEASANTRY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOOD I HAVE SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE AN ASSUMPTION LIKE THAT.
SO UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON HAVING A FUCKING PARTY TO PLAY GUESS THE BLOOD COLOR THEN YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
AND EVEN IF YOU WERE I WOULD HAVE TO DECLINE RSVPING TO ANY SORT OF EVENT LIKE THAT.

OH, LITTLE GRAVELBLOOD.
you ain't got shit in the knowledge hive about what subjugglator's are all the fuck about, do you?

FEAR IS THE FUCKING SATCHEL OF BOONDOLLARS THAT KEEPS BUSINESS BOOMING, MOTHERFUCKER.
fear is the tithe you pay to the most holy of alters.
IF HE'S LUCKY, THAT IS.
and this mirthful motherfucker knows that there ain't no use in hiding when you ain't down with the fear.
AND YOU HIDING ALL FIERCE AS A MOTHERFUCKER CAN.
just waiting for a clown to start counting to ten for an old fashioned ready or not, here he fucking comes.

THE DARK CARNIVAL AIN'T ANY SORTA EVENT YOU RSVP FOR.
it just show up at your hivestoop one day when you feel that chucklevoodoo crawling up your skeletonspine.

you got a name, brother of mine?

I KNOW THAT MY FUCKING MOIRAIL WAS TRYING TO BE ONE AND IT LED TO MY FRIENDS GETTING KILLED. SO MY OPINIONS OF YOUR TYPE AREN'T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH.

[And then it's all about the fucking fear again. This is hitting way too close to home. And bringing up way too many painful memories of shit that just happened.]

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD FUCKING TELL YOU.
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE TO PAP YOU QUIET AM I?

now drag them feet for one second, there, motherfucker.
A BROTHER TRYING TO SAY HE'S TWISTED IN SOME PALE SHIT WITH A HOLY INDIGO BLOOD?

thought you wasn't afraid.
BROTHER.

YES MY FUCKING MOIRAIL IS INDIGO BLOODED.
WHO THE FUCK CARES.
AND I'M NOT AFRAID.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TELL YOU.

WELL, WELL.
a motherfucking blasphemer, not even all up and nervous about his blasphemy.
GOTTA SAY IT'S ALMOST ALL AS REFRESHING AS THAT WICKED ELIXIR.
breaking motherfucking laws left and right.
ALMOST LIKE A BROTHER DON'T GOT NO CLUE WHAT THE LAW IS, IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRST PLACE.

this motherfucker ain't no redeyed legislacerator.
BUT HE STILL WONDER HOW A STONEBLOOD MIGHT PLEAD.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE THINK ABOUT GOING AFTER HIM.
SO WHAT IF THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING GAP IN OUR RANK ON THE SPECTRUM.
HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT AND NEWS FLASH GRAMPS.
NEITHER DO I.
HE DOESN'T CARE SO LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE.

indigo bloods ain't allowed no moirails, falseblood.
THAT ALL'S ONE OF THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKING LAWS OF HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION.

[Because really, that would hardly assist the job that's expected of them. So not only is it something he's never even THOUGHT about having, but it's something he can't even begin to fathom.]

and hiding a motherfucker's blood color's one of the fucking second.

BUT YOU AIN'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT ME PAINTING THE WALLS WITH NONE OF THAT WICKED INDIGO, HERETIC.
too many other colors I got my bloodpumper set on.
JUST WANNA SHOW MY LITTLE FUTURECLOWN THE BLESSED PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS.

YEAH WELL.
HE'S SEEN THAT FUCKING PATH.
AND NO ONE LIKED IT.
NO NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I'VE WITNESSED THAT SHIT.

THINGS HAVE CHANGED FUCKNUTS.
WE DON'T FUCKING FOLLOW THOSE RULES ANYMORE.
HE'S ALLOWED A FUCKING MOIRAIL, JUST LIKE I'M ALLOWED TO KEEP MY BLOOD CONCEALED.

[Okay. Now he's a little scared.]

A MOTHERFUCK SAYS NO ONE LIKED IT.
but i wonder.
DID HE?

[And there's gonna be a bit of low, knowing chuckling under his breath after that one.]

don't care what second in time a brother all comes from.
RULES THAT GOT CHANGED DON'T MATTER NONE IF THEY UP AND CHANGED TO HERESY.
if they fib to a motherfucker's shining soul.

NO HOLY INDIGO CAN BE PACIFIED, LITTLE MASTER OF LIES.
and you best believe this motherfucker'll get their prayer on that he can see it when your false moirail tears into a brother and sees that hidden sickness.
THEM SECRET MIRACLES FLOWING THROUGH YOU.

[Yeah. Legit getting terrified right here. Don't mind Karkat as he slips into that familiar territory known as crying bitch tears.]

I DON'T KNOW IF HE LIKED IT OR NOT.
BUT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER?
HE FELT REMORSE.

[Yeah. Scared as balls.]

WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK.
HERESY? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL ALLOWING YOU CLOSED MINDED SHITHEADS TO FILL QUADRANTS?
NEWSFLASH TO YOU. GAMZEE WAS PACIFIED. IF HE SNAPS I'LL JUST FUCKING CALM HIS TITS AGAIN.
JEGUS, LISTEN TO ME. HE MIGHT BE THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER BUT HE'S NOT A FUCKING LIAR AND NEITHER AM I.
HE WAS PALE LONG BEFORE I WAS.
SO SHUT UP.

[Then don't mind the Grand Highblood's grin getting wider, soaking in all that rightful fear. He can sense it, Karkat. The big man hass the chucklevoodoo.]

regret is paved among the stones.
WASH IT AWAY WITH BLOOD.
you try to read what's written there.
BUT THEN IN COMES THE FLOOD.

can guess a motherfucker ain't familiar with no scripture.
BUT YOUR FALSE MOIRAIL AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER.
sooner or later.
AND ALL THIS MESSIAH'S BONES ARE BETTING ON SOONER.
that motherfucker gonna fall to his nature.
TO THE CLAWBEAST IN HIS BLOODPUMPER.

not all liars know they motherfucking lying, my peasantblooded brother.

GAMZEE?

[Just going to be...stepping away slowly right now. No need to piss off the giant motherfucker who could fucking kill him.]

HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
FUCKER FLIPPED OUT WHEN I TRIED TO CALM HIM DOWN.
AND HE FELT BAD.
SO YEAH I THINK HE FELT PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY THAT HE COULDN'T.

[Stay strong, Karkat. Stay strong. You can handle talking to this fucker. Don't show how scared you are...too late.]

[So why the fuck are you mouthing off to him?]

HE'S NOT A FUCKING FAKE.
IF HE WAS FAKING HE WOULD'VE KILLED ME WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE.
HE ALREADY FELL TO IT ONCE AND HE AND I AND THE REST OF OUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT HE WON'T FALL TO IT AGAIN!

HE'S GAMZEE. AND HE'S NOT LYING.
AND NEITHER AM I.

who am I?
WHO THE MOTHERFUCK AM I?

my poor, mixed up jokeblooded brother.

I'M HIM.

that ain't no allegory, ain't no symbolism or mirthful parable.
I'M MOTHERFUCKING HIM.

and you, motherfucker, ain't listening clearly to the sermon.

MAYBE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T UP AND KNOW HE'S FAKING IT.
maybe you two tangled up wigglers don't fucking realize the lies.

[He stretches his neck, rolling it, and standing up straight. The Grand Highblood is in an almost constant, lazy slouch--even while standing--but now, he's drawn himself up to full height. Still smiling, smiling, friendly. But showing off how fucking tremendously large he is...and trying to get his point across at the same time. This is going to be Gamzee, one day. This size, this strong, this ridiculous.]

BUT NONE OF THIS GONNA BE AS ALL FUCKING EASY AS A PEASANT THINKS IT'S GONNA BE.

[Karkat finds himself slowly moving his neck and head upwards as he watches the Highblood stand to his full height. He feels his stomach twist into even more knots, and within it, grows the urge to choke down his fear. But he can't. All he does is stammer a little when he attempts to speak again. And all he wants to do is fucking shoosh pap this guy silent. Because he doesn't want to fucking die today.]

AND YOUR POINT IS THEN?

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THIS. FUCK YOUR ATTEMPTS TO SCARE ME. AND TO MAKE ME THINK FUCKING LESS OF GAMZEE.

IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING.

[Actually, yes it is.]

my point, motherfucker.
IS THAT A MESSIAH AIN'T TRYING TO MAKE A STEELVEINED FUCK THINK LESS OF HIS INDIGO BROTHER.

trying to expose a motherfucker's stunted mind to the fact that your gamzee.
YOUR GAMZEE.
my gamzee.
IS GREATER THAN A SYSTEM SLAVE LIKE YOU COULD EVER WRAP HIS PAN AROUND TO MOTHERFUCKING RECOGNIZE.

don't you worry.
HIS HOLY HIGHBLOOD GONNA TAKE IT PERSONALLY ALL UPON HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING SELF.

to show him.

[He cocks his head to the side, squinting his eyes.]

AND IF GAMZEE IS MINE.
blood of my motherfucking blood.
THEN A MOTHERFUCKER WONDERS.

who's are you?

SURE AS FUCK SOUNDS LIKE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'S NOT FUCKING YOURS.
YOU DON'T OWN HIM.
AND TRUST ME, FUCKFACE. I KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM FUCKING WORKS, AND I SAY FUCK THE SYSTEM.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I SAID FUCK THE SYSTEM.

SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY AND SHOW HIM WHATEVER FUCKING WAYS AND TRADITIONS FUCKING SUBJUGGULATORS HAVE.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCKING BREAK HIM.

I'M NO ONE IMPORTANT'S DESCENDANT.
SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'RE JUST GOING TO DROP THAT QUESTION.

motherfucker.
MOTHERFUCKER.
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT NO SYSTEM.
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE SYSTEM YOU SO OBVIOUSLY A PEASANT SLAVE TO.
PROFESSING DEMANDS WHILE TEETH ARE PRESSED TO YOUR MAIN BLOODROOT ON THAT NECKNUB.

[...and then all at once, he's calm again. Calm for him, anyways.]

indigo bloods all be up and broken, motherfucker.
CRACKED ON THE INSIDE ALL SPORADIC LIKE A SHATTER WEB.
and we heal back stronger every motherfucking time.

BUT I DO MIND.
something is

off.

[Maybe Karkat had just covered his ears because he was getting a headache. And maybe he sunk into his shoulders, and hunched up because he was cold. And maybe a small trickle of a sickeningly scarlet tear dripped down his cheek because something got caught in his ocular orbs. Or maybe he was just terrified.]

JUST SHUT UP.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME.
OR MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GAMZEE.
OR MY FUCKING ANCESTOR.
SHUT UP!

[It's because he's terrified.]

tL;DR

NEVER DID TAKE YOU FOR A MOTHERFUCKING APPRECIATOR OF THE WICKED SCRIPTURE, SHITBLOOD.

this motherfucker knows that peasantfucks ain't smart.
A BROTHER AIN'T GOTTA GO FUCKING PROVING IT OVER AND OVER.

w1CKED SCR1PTURE MY FUCK1N HORNS,
wHAT'S TO APPREC1ATE,
1T'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GARBAGE YOU AND YOUR H1GHBLOOD BUDD1ES SPEW OUT,
wHEN YOU'RE NOT OPPRESSING AND MURDER1NG TROLLS ANYWAY,
yOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS WHO DON'T REAL1ZE WHAT A JOKE THEY ARE,
1SN'T THAT A LAUGH?
hONK, HONK, };)

of course it's all a joke, motherfucker.
IT ALL BE ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE JOKE.
all one deepchested grumble chuckle from the belly of the motherfucking life beast.
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

never oppressed or murdered no troll, grubsludge.
IT AIN'T NONE OF THAT SHIT.
i'm the savior messiah that sets those motherfuckers free.

WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME GET TO SETTING YOU FREE, SUMMONER?
ain't all polite to keep his superior holy highblood waiting.

[You know, he was just going to be worried as fuck, but he sees GH messing with his moirail. Straight from zero to MOTHERFUCKING RAGING in no time. He doesn't even care that he's way outclassed.]

you're being all my most righteous ancestor, what i've only just been given at knowing of.
BUT I SEE YOU DOING WHAT NO BROTHER IS BEING ALLOWED AT TO DO.
that sweetest of gray text is being all motherfucking
MINE AND NO ONE ELSE'S.
step motherfucking off my moirail.
NO ONE TOUCHES HIM.
no one up and sings what up and being the fear song all at him.
I WILL GET MY MURDERMIRTH ON ALL AT YOU.
what up and splash these walls with indigo.
BE ALL ADDING A NEW HEAD TO MY SWEET HEAD PILE.
so you be getting your motherfucking self all away from my moirail.

HOLD YOURSELF STEADY, LITTLE INDIGO.
this motherfucker's got yet to lay one holy talon on that gravelblooded brother.
AIN'T UNLEASHED NOTHING WICKED UPON HIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTENANCE.
merely telling a motherfucker how it fucking is, how it's fucking always been, and how it fucking will be.

MY DESCENDENT.
my mini fucking water reflection.
I GREATLY APPRECIATE A CLOWN BROTHER SHOWING ME THE MEASUREMENTS OF HIS MOTHERFUCKING FANGS.

but you will take note, motherfucker, that I am being all sorts of generous.
FUCKING MAGNANIMOUS AS FUCK.

[He hates this, oh how he hates this. But GH has a point. And he hates that too. Sorry Karkat, he'll have to try to phrase this differently.]

THIS BROTHER IS BEING ALL APPRECIATING YOU BACKING MOTHERFUCKING OFF HIM.
he's mine.
AND I'M BEING ALL UP AND ENJOYING HIM MORE WHEN HE'S NOT KICKING THE WICKED FEAR.
be up and proving that magnanimity what you all telling at me you're full up with, motherfucker.

Edited 2012-01-30 19:56 (UTC)

so then he all yours, is he?
MAKES IT SOUND LIKE A BROTHER'S USING A GREYTONED MOTHERFUCKER.
but that not all how it came out his peasant fucking protein chute.

[The larger troll leans back, emitting a low, growl from his throat--it's not predatory, not really--it's more of a thoughtful hum.]

PERHAPS A MOTHERFUCKER COULD ELABORATE ON A SO CALLED SITUATION.
so as the holiest of highbloods might get his understanding on.

[Shit shit. He can't exactly tell the truth because he's terrified for Karkat already, but he's pretty sure if he tells complete lies he'll get caught. Maybe if he fudges shit a bit.]

i don't be knowing too much all about the differences what between the quadrants are, but he's mine.
THAT'S ALL WHAT MOTHERFUCKING MATTERS UP IN HERE.
him being happy and paying his attention all at me brings some wicked contentment all full up in me.
SO NO MOTHERFUCKER IS ALLOWED TO GET THEIR TOUCH ON OF HIM.
be all ripping any motherfucker what tries all up to pieces.

[He's clearly judging him very closely, but also more than entertained. The Grand Highblood chuckles, probably a little bit longer than he should.

It's on purpose.]

quadrants are meant to confuse and conceal, little indigo.
BUT THE QUADRANT THAT YOUR BLESSED DESCENDANT'S PREACHING ON IS THE TWISTED MOIRAIL NONSENSE.
the fucking palest of clownkillers.
WOULDN'T BE GETTING UP TO ANY OF THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?

threats fall upon deaf motherfucking subjugglator ears, brother.
INDIGO DON'T TURN ON INDIGO.
that ill shit don't belong on no worship walls.

[He's so fucking nervous, though he's trying hard not to show it.]

if it's being all pale, then that's what it's all up and being.

AND ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING COLORS BELONG PAINTED ALL OVER THE WALL.
it's not up and being complete with motherfucking holes through in it.
ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS GOT TO BLEED OUT TOGETHER.
every motherfucking one.
GOT ME SOME TYRIAN ALL UP AND COLLECTED ALREADY.
there's not much what's missing now.

MOIRAILS AIN'T AS FUCKING WONDROUS AS A MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT THINK.
paleness is the rope around a motherfucker's neck.
PALENESS IS THE BARS TO A MOTHERFUCKER'S LIFE PRISON.
holding a motherfucker back when it ain't natural or right or just.
A CURSE, A BLIGHT, A MOTHERFUCKING TRAGEDY.

[But then Gamzee's talking more on GHB's level, and he can't help but loudly cackle when he mentions having Tyrian on his walls. Good thing The Condesce isn't here to hear this laughter.

Time for a new tactic.]

well, well.
BLOOD OF MY MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD.
got your claws on some tyrian?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN FOR YOU TO PREACH TO HIM ALL ABOUT IT.
and to up and know what colors a motherfucker's missing.

if what we're all up and having is motherfucking pale, i be calling it all up and a miracle.
KICKING ALL THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FEELS WITH KARKAT.

[The cackle makes him grin back, and he obviously likes talking about his collection.]

be all up and having a head pile right now.
TYRIAN AND VIOLET AND BLUE AND CERULEAN AND GREEN AND YELLOW AND BROWN.
jade sister up and
DIDN'T STAY ALL MOTHERFUCKING CORPSY
but i all done and collected some of her color.
ONLY COLOR I UP AND NOT BE HAVING ON HAND IS LIME.
but they all up and kicked it during the vast glub.

Homeless but he won't leave me alone...

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ahhh you're so wonderful = u =

fff THANK YOU ; v ;

You're welcome! > u <

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sorry for the delete and repost!

Lol it's okay! I accidentally replied to the deleted one first!

lol because i deleted it...twice.... orz

/patpat It's okay! But holy shit. You are glorious at playing GHB.

hrrrggg thank you so much! this is my first voicetest so I'm a little nervous

you're welcome! Sorry this tag took a while! I fell asleep haha!

no worries!

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