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[princessant]

Oh God, you're not serious. You can't be. Go back to that miserable little black-haired fop — and please, for the love of all that's good: believe me when I say that the role of a servant suits you far better. I've no desire to be a part of this travelling freak show, do you hear?

Honestly. Some people.

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[youwillgotohell]

[SO USEFUL on occasion :c BUT ALSO AUGH WHY DO HER PLANS KEEP FALLING APART]

Not for lack of trying.

[princessant]

[ BECAUSE TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL IDK IDK ]

Then perhaps you simply need to try harder, hm?

[youwillgotohell]

[FUCK YOU LOVE, SEND SOME MORGANA'S WAY, THIS SHIT ISN'T FAIR.]

She'd be dead a hundred times over is it wasn't for [THOSE MEDDLING KIDS] Emrys.

[princessant]

[ I LOVE YOU MORGANA BB I LOVE YOU FOREVER ]

Dead? Did you catch her stealing jewellery?

[youwillgotohell]

[SEE MAYBE IF SHE HEARD THAT MORE SHE WOULDN'T BE ALL BATSHIT AND STUFF]

She stole my throne.

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[princessant]

[2/?]

[princessant]

[3/?]

[princessant]

[4/4]

[princessant]

[ WOW WAIT ARTHUR MARRIED THE HELP? SOMEONE PLEASE BRING VIVIAN UP TO SPEED. ]

Good lord, I hope I've misunderstood, but are you actually telling me that your prince married a servant?

OKAY DEFINITELY JUST CHOKED DRINKING YOU ARE GLORIOUS

[youwillgotohell]

[COME TO THE DARKSIDE VIVIAN. AND BRING A CASTLE, THESE HUTS SUCK. :C]

Yes, the king of Camelot married a serving girl.

[A TRAITOROUS SERVING GIRL SOB GWEN WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST. GO AWAY.]

LMFAO BB I DO WHAT I CAN

[princessant]

[ That's some fucked up shit right there. Like, some SEVERELY fucked up shit. Servants. Gross. Man if you weren't a mossy witch now Vivian would totally have you over for tea and bitching. ]

Do you think that perhaps he's touched in the head? What kind of pri— king, what kind of king marries a girl from the gutter!

/APPLAUDS

[youwillgotohell]

[Hey. Hey. Mossy witches have class sometimes. When they aren't all sleep deprived and sleeping in chairs and shit.]

A foolish one. But then, aRthur's never been very smart.

/BALLERINA-STYLE CURTSEY.

[princessant]

[ Yeah man that's gotta be murder on the back. Come chill with Vivian, she'll give you a bed and food and talk your ear off while you're trying to plot Evil Things. ]

... He does have quite an air of simplicity about him, I suppose, but even I wouldn't have expected him to go that far. Camelot is quite obviously doomed.

[youwillgotohell]

[That sounds awesome. Except the chattering, Morgana might throttle her for the chattering. PLOTTING THE DEATHS OF PESKY KIDS TAKES PEACE AND QUIET and bad plans.]

Oh, it is. Unless I assume the throne.

[princessant]

[ Nope sorry the chattering is a must. VIVIAN IS BARELY ALLOWED OUTSIDE OKAY SHE NEEDS TO HAVE SOMEONE NEW TO GOSSIP WITH. ]

You want to rule Camelot?

[youwillgotohell]

[THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JUDGE MOSSY WITCHES, WE ARE ALL IN NEED OF GOSSIP SHARING.]

It's my right. I am Uther's daughter.

[princessant]

[ ALL RIGHT FINE NO JUDGING = CHATTING Y/Y?

PS THIS IS AN INTERESTING REVELATION INDEED. ]

What on earth has been happening over there? Kings marrying servants, illegitimate daughters ... truly? You're of royal blood?

[youwillgotohell]

[FINE NO THROTTLING maybe you can reintroduce her to a brush or something.]

What reason do I have to lie? Arthur is sitting on my throne. [DON'T CALL HER ILLEGITIMATE, IT MAKES HER CLAIM SOUND ILLEGITIMATE (Morgana, you need to learn to let things go)]

[princessant]

[ OMG OMG CAN VIVIAN BRUSH HER HAIR IT'S SO LONG AND PRETTY ]

And here he had us all fooled thinking you were little more than his ward! [ Incredulous. This bitch is incredulous. ]

[youwillgotohell]

[Y.....ES? lmfao Morgana would be like WHAT ARE YOU DOING /pulls knife. Morgana what are you. ;;]

He was intent on fooling everyone. Even me. All to protect his precious son. [Well and his reputation, but. you know.]