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[princessant]

Oh God, you're not serious. You can't be. Go back to that miserable little black-haired fop — and please, for the love of all that's good: believe me when I say that the role of a servant suits you far better. I've no desire to be a part of this travelling freak show, do you hear?

Honestly. Some people.

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[king]

Oh good lord.

[princessant]

... And that's how you Camelot folk greet princesses, is it?

[king]

My apologies, Lady Vivian. It's a, er, a great pleasure to have you with us in this community. Are you staying long?

[ So incredibly ready to flee. ]

[princessant]

Oh, spare me the pleasantries — you're not very good at them anyway. If I get my own way, which I should, this misadventure will be little more than a slight detour.

[king]

Excellent!

[ ahem. ] That is, I wouldn't wish you to be inconvenienced for long. And I notice you're not... that you're not acting particularly...

[ Crazy. ]

[ Enchanted. ]

You seem to have recovered well.

[princessant]

... I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

[ And she never will.

n e v e r. ]

Normally I'd ask for a little enlightenment, but you seem to be somewhat stuck for words. Did you take a blow to the head recently, I wonder, or are you always this simple?

[youwillgotohell]

[Oh good god.]

Some people indeed.

They're functionally useless as servants.

[princessant]

Quite. She may be better as a servant but that doesn't make her a good one, after all.

—A lot like the serving girl I was lent, if I'm not mistaken. Gwin, was it? [ Vivian wrinkles that delicate little nose of hers. ] An ugly, forgettable name.

[youwillgotohell]

[SO MANY FEELINGS Morgana is trying to swallow them.] Guinevere. If only everyone forgot her as easily as you.

[princessant]

[ /JUST CARRIES ON OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THE BADNESS. ]

Hardly important. She was of little use to me and, by the sound of it, just as useless for you too. Have you got rid of her yet?

[youwillgotohell]

[SO USEFUL on occasion :c BUT ALSO AUGH WHY DO HER PLANS KEEP FALLING APART]

Not for lack of trying.

[princessant]

[ BECAUSE TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL IDK IDK ]

Then perhaps you simply need to try harder, hm?

[youwillgotohell]

[FUCK YOU LOVE, SEND SOME MORGANA'S WAY, THIS SHIT ISN'T FAIR.]

She'd be dead a hundred times over is it wasn't for [THOSE MEDDLING KIDS] Emrys.

/all the arthurs

[onceandfutureprat]

Lady Vivian. You seem to be doing... well.

/pins to a cork board like butterflies ... ♥

[princessant]

... Yes, and you seem to have a pair of working eyes set into what I can only assume to be a disappointingly thick skull.

/is this what love feels like?

[onceandfutureprat]

And just as charming as I remember.

/let's go with yes, for niceness!

[princessant]

No less charming than you deserve. You are, after all, yet to impress me in any way worthy of note.

/yaaaay

[onceandfutureprat]

Somehow I will have to carry on knowing that. [Someone is glad he has Guinevere :C]

/throws confetti around.

[princessant]

Somehow indeed.

/i feel like a fairy :c

[onceandfutureprat]

So, how's your father? Still out for blood for anyone that looks at you?

[camelots]

[Oh CHRIST, not her.]

That miserable little black-haired fop is my miserable little black-haired fop, as fate would have it, Lady Vivian, and I'd appreciate if you left the insults to me.

[princessant]

I care little for who owns him — I'm simply thankful that it isn't me.

[camelots]

[This face, Vivian. This face.]

He may be an idiot but he's a better person than most.

[princessant]

Then I pity your kingdom.

[camelots]

I really don't think that my kingdom's got anything to worry about. [He says it quietly, sure, but it shouldn't have come out at all.]