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voice test....!!
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Like I'm gonna get hyped up over this of all things? [can you smell the apathy? Ed is being so thorough in making sure everyone is aware how little he cares, because that's sure how to prove you don't give a shit!!!1 yeah. that's how it goes.]
Do me a favor and run this by me again, 'cause I'm pretty sure I missed the part of this little 'game' scenario that says I've got to do a damn thing you say. [like go to said game, for example...]
Do me a favor and run this by me again, 'cause I'm pretty sure I missed the part of this little 'game' scenario that says I've got to do a damn thing you say. [like go to said game, for example...]
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That's good, 'cause it'd be a pity to kick your ass without much of a fight!
[ someone should probably step in before they hurt each other. and of course, the irony of her fighting herself (even if that other self is male) hasn't quite sunk in yet. ]
jacking so hard. 8D
Do I have to separate you two?
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suddenly an alphonse
no his mojo.....................]
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oh, it's Al.
....so much for preparing her next attack.
they're both in trouble now, aren't they?
hopping away and holding up both hands, she grimaces.
look! look, she's being good, really! ]
H-He started it!
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[Doesn't matter which he's address either and he points to either side of him.]
I don't care who started it. End it.
And yes Ed, she's you. Deal with it.
[Seriously. That's his sister and technically yes you are his brother, but his writer has at least 10 version of him running around in her head and they all sorta just bleed together in this place. It's best to just accept these things and move on.]
Have I made myself clear?
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[no hold please he did not almost just use 'shrimpy half-wit' to describe HIM
SELF
EXCEPT... 'her'self or--
AAAGH NO WHAT IS THIS AASLDKJF hold on he just sort of wrecked himself unintentionally there and is having another moment feel free to carry on]
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or, she was, until Ed speaks up. ]
I'll end it when he does. Believe a what, huh? Genius, talented, charming, and famous alchemist?
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It's over, because I said it's over. Now play nice, because I beat both of you at the same time!
[He'd do it too, or at the very least put up a good fight, because statistically speaking he's always won fights between the two of them.
Wait, now there's actually concerned look on his face.
Could he really beat two Eds at the same time?]
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None of this makes any damn sense, but you want to know what ticks me off the most?!
[indignation... all of it!!]
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....anger melting into woe.]
How in the HELL am I as short as GIRL-me...? Aren't girls supposed to be shorter? What kind of signal am I supposed to be getting here...?!
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[ did he just
he did.
omg he did.
Al, you better hold her weave or smth. because now she's ready to launch herself at Ed again. ]
WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING SHORT, YOU— YOU STUPID, SEXIST BOY! Even if I'm twenty-one, I'm still growing, dammit! And— And girls aren't always shorter! I bet Winry's taller than you too!
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Lucky for his brother he's ready to catch his sister by her shoulders and given how wonderfully small and lithe her frame is he lifts her off the ground just enough so she can't go barrel rolling forward.]
Enough already you two. Find something else to talk about that isn't related to your sex or height!