voice test....!!

[unerring]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Like I'm gonna get hyped up over this of all things? [can you smell the apathy? Ed is being so thorough in making sure everyone is aware how little he cares, because that's sure how to prove you don't give a shit!!!1 yeah. that's how it goes.]

Do me a favor and run this by me again, 'cause I'm pretty sure I missed the part of this little 'game' scenario that says I've got to do a damn thing you say. [like go to said game, for example...]

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[chemeia]

[ slowly inching behind Al. not to protect herself from the other Ed, but to hopefully get out of Al's line of sight.

or, she was, until Ed speaks up. ]

I'll end it when he does. Believe a what, huh? Genius, talented, charming, and famous alchemist?

[alkahestry]

[Sighing. Forever sighing. One Ed was bad enough at times, how is he ever going to have the patience for two?]

It's over, because I said it's over. Now play nice, because I beat both of you at the same time!

[He'd do it too, or at the very least put up a good fight, because statistically speaking he's always won fights between the two of them.

Wait, now there's actually concerned look on his face.

Could he really beat two Eds at the same time?]

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[unerring]

[he's slowly recovering from his brain-melting confrontation with calling himself a shrimp, only to point accusingly behind Al's shoulder to his... other half, so to speak.]

None of this makes any damn sense, but you want to know what ticks me off the most?!

[indignation... all of it!!]

[unerring]

[......



....anger melting into woe.]

How in the HELL am I as short as GIRL-me...? Aren't girls supposed to be shorter? What kind of signal am I supposed to be getting here...?!

[chemeia]

........

[ did he just

he did.

omg he did.

Al, you better hold her weave or smth. because now she's ready to launch herself at Ed again. ]

WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING SHORT, YOU— YOU STUPID, SEXIST BOY! Even if I'm twenty-one, I'm still growing, dammit! And— And girls aren't always shorter! I bet Winry's taller than you too!

[alkahestry]

[And this whole time he's been waving his hands frantically in hopes that Ed would get the message: ABORT ABORT ABORT!

Lucky for his brother he's ready to catch his sister by her shoulders and given how wonderfully small and lithe her frame is he lifts her off the ground just enough so she can't go barrel rolling forward.]

Enough already you two. Find something else to talk about that isn't related to your sex or height!