mirage_universe

[ruffntumblenut]

This show is messed up.

I mean come on, no for nothing, I'm glad to see the gang back together again...but if TV me could do what I can do Mildew would be cryin' for messing my Dragon like that.

Who do I have to talk to about this? I mean...Astrid and Hiccup are BARELY together in the show, Stoick is more flip floppy then Tuffnut after he's been knocked over.

Come on Mun take a letter! I'd write it myself but...you spell better. Barely.

Oh and...do something useful in Mirage. I'm finally back with my girlfriend and Overlord. We gotta do SOMETHING fun.

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[wouldntkilladragon]

My mun thinks a lot of problems would be solved if TV!Me would just ask for help.

...then she says it's not in character for me to do because I have 'issues' apparently.

But crying Mildew would be worth it, I think.

[ruffntumblenut]

Alot of problems would be solved if we tied Mildew to a boat and shoved him out to sea.

...yeah you totally have issues. You're still cute though when you're doing something dumb.

[wouldntkilladragon]

That too, but no one knows he's done a should be banishable offense for sure besides me at this point unfortunately. [And gods know he's going to try and solve the problem himself. Again. Perhaps with Astrid. Maybe.]

Thanks, I feel so much beeter about mys-cute? [wjaoiejw]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Burst out laughing]

That never gets old! That face. Love it! Hhahaha!

[wouldntkilladragon]

Glad to know I'm a source of unlimited entertainment. [Hiccup, sarcasm doesn't work so well when you're blushing.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Well sure! And you're smart too so...that's pretty much why we keep ya around.

[wouldntkilladragon]

And here I thought it was my magnetic personality.

[ruffntumblenut]

Magnets? I can do magnets! Watch!

*And there's that lightning power stuff she's still got from the last game, making all the metal Hiccup has on him pull towards her*

[wouldntkilladragon]

WHOA!

[Too bad his leg there is part metal.]

[So really, what does one expect with the grace and agility Hiccup has.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Ruff turns it off, but only because she's laughing so hard she falls on her butt]

Oh that was great! I gotta do that more!

[wouldntkilladragon]

Maybe I could sell tickets. [Sitting up and get his leg back on properly.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Here, need a hand?

[Kneels down to see if she can help, or at least watch how he puts it on]

[wouldntkilladragon]

Nah, I got it. I have had practice.

[Presumably some tying going on to keep it on.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[watches him curiously]

When I become a demon overlord I think I'll be able to regenerate limbs. That'll be cool.

[wouldntkilladragon]

Really? A shame you won't ever get a stylish leg or a cool hook then.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah I know right? But I'll have claws so that's a bonus. *wiggles her fingers*

[wouldntkilladragon]

That IS a pretty good trade off.

[ruffntumblenut]

No kidding right? And a tail!

OH! Did you see your dad fighting Alvin and the outcasts? It was so cool!!

[wouldntkilladragon]

Is it the kind of tail you could pick stuff up with? Because that'd be really cool.

Took a bit for my mun to get the episode. Her...stream thing kept lagging out.

But I finally got to see it and of course it was cool. Dad's not the chief for nothing and it's not like he'd lose to someone like Al.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh yeah, I can totally pick stuff up with it.

I was starting to get ticked! I mean sure we had no dragons or weapons right? But we're still Vikings! But then Stoick was all BAM! And Astrid was all like CRUNCH! Right to Mildews face!

[wouldntkilladragon]

My mun was actually wondering why they forgot about the weapons in our homes. There was a sword and two spears just by the stair case in my house before Toothless. Even if it was to make the dragons relax, not everyone would get rid of those. Would they?

I keep hearing jokes about ninja vikings. It was really cool to see. Too bad I technically 'couldn't' without all this meta stuff.

Sorry it couldn't be you, but hey, at least someone did. And Astrid is really good at hitting and making it hurt when she wants. [And that is part of why his not!girlfriend is amazing.]

[ruffntumblenut]

I know right? I mean come on! One kitchen knife? You saw what Gobber could do with it. And where'd our catapults go?

What are ninjas?

It was totally hot. Your girlfriend knocked him OUT! She is still your girlfriend right? Cuz I mean...the show is vague.

...come to think of it...I don't think I even got a line this episode!

[wouldntkilladragon]

Gobber really does know how to make deadly cookware. And we should have had those around. It's not like they're threatening on their own.

Still not precisely sure. But they're really good at sneaking and striking fast. And maybe evasive when you talk to them and are possibly loyal bodyguards? Though that just might be the one teaching me, I only have him as a personal reference.

It's kind of...well, it's just.... [B-blushing.] I-I think we just want to take it slow, you know? I mean, it's not like we had a lot of interaction before training and there was that whole me being a lying usurper and then the whole thing with trying to show everyone the truth about dragons and you know it's kind of hard to figure out where to go after all of...that.

...I...don't think you did. But you did get to look menacing?

[ruffntumblenut]

I wanna see a menacing spoon...

Oh! My girlfriend must be a ninja then! She does all that stuff!

Uh huh sure~ you're getting nervous mighty Dragon Conquerer~ have you read that story where she branded you?

Hmm...yeah I guess so. And Stoick did let us come along in his boat instead of the other Vikings.

[wouldntkilladragon]

Hmmmm, check out Ack's house then. Pretty sure he has the menacing spoon.

Where there's something about vikings and ninjas just attracting each other.

W-well, it's just I don't really know how to ask her out and I'm not sure if she wants me to or if she has some plan, I mean she does like to be in charge, and I d-wait, what. Branded?

You guys did prove yourselves. We were the only ones to make any sort of dent in the Red Death.