International Talk like a Pirate Day

[gday_mates]

International...

Pirate?!

What kinda lame-o party is that? Ya mean I gotta talk like that Captain Whiskers bloke? Crikey! That's not happenin'!

Instead there oughtta be a Talk like Captain Marine Day! That'd be bonza!

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[gday_mates]

It's a pleasure to meet you, cobber! The name's Captain Marine the Raccoon!