International Talk like a Pirate Day

[gday_mates]

International...

Pirate?!

What kinda lame-o party is that? Ya mean I gotta talk like that Captain Whiskers bloke? Crikey! That's not happenin'!

Instead there oughtta be a Talk like Captain Marine Day! That'd be bonza!

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Pirates are always better, eh.

[gday_mates]

No they aren't! Have ya gone troppo? Pirates are always the losers!

[fierybluebird]

Come say that to my face.

If you could jump that high.

[gday_mates]

You callin' me an ankle-biter?! [ Oh, now she's mad. ] That's no way to treat a sheila, ya big drongo!

[fierybluebird]

I don't see a lady here, just a pirate-envying squirt.

[Feel free to kick him. Seriously. He deserves it.]

[gday_mates]

P-pirate envyin'!? I'll show you pirate-envyin'!

[ LATCHES ONTO HIS LEG AND... and just sort of... starts hitting him ineffectually. ]

[fierybluebird]

[Actually that's... kind of cute? It'd be cuter if it was less annoying. Okay trying to shake off a little.]

So what are you anyway, some sort of tanuki marine mascot?

[Don't mind that he looks bored :|]

[asitneverwas]

Not a very nice way to treat a lady, Marco.

[espio]

I've never met a pirate who talks like your stereotypical pirate, anyway. I know one who says "eh" a lot, though.

[fierybluebird]

I repeat: what lady? I just see a tanuki hating on pirates.

[Sticks his tongue out but MIKEY COME GIVE HIM A HUG he missed you bro ;;]

[asitneverwas]

[HE missed you to, birdbro. He'll give you a pat on the shoulder.]

She's a kid. Kid's talk smack about things they don't get all the time.

I'm sure you were a real brat like her when you were young, too.

[fierybluebird]

What, like I'm not one anymore? [Okay, but you are getting a blue winged hug around the shoulders man.]

[asitneverwas]

[He chuckles gruffly, keeping it quiet. Having gone back to his world, it's back to business as usual, but Marco is a memory he's kept, as well as those of his companions, and that alone gives him the strength to smile.]

Heh. You'll always be a feathery brat. I'm sure of it.

[fierybluebird]

[Chuckles.]

Of course I will, eh? Wouldn't have it any other way~

Oh! You missed my Pops showing up in Discedo. [Leans on Mikey's head.] That was pretty crazy. But unexpectedly nice.

[gday_mates]

I'm Captain Marine the Raccoon! Don't you forget it!!

[ DEATH GRIP. ]

[gday_mates]

Like that bloke up there?

[espio]

Exactly like that bloke up there.

[gday_mates]

Strewth! He's not like any pirate I've seen before!

[espio]

I bet a squirt like you hasn't met many pirates anyway.

[Neither has he.]

[gday_mates]

Who're you callin' a squirt!? I've seen plenty-o-pirates!! Like that Captain Whiskers guy an'--

an'--



That Captain Whiskers guy!

[espio]

And Marco! Don't forget Marco. Eh.

[gday_mates]

Yeah, an' Marco!

Is that his name? It's not very pirate-y.

[espio]

Then give him a new name. I call him Twinkle.

[fierybluebird]

Captain Marine? What is that a name or rank?

[gday_mates]

Twinkle! Hahahahahaah!!