haru it's nothing personal i swear it. canon is flcl

[chicksdigitdude]

You really are a drag, you know that?

Speak for yourself, Captain Indecisive.



No thanks. I'll go when and where I want to. Seriously. Ten seconds ago you were fawning over the Space Witch, then the Sassbender, now me.


You'll come back to me eventually. You always do.

It's because I'm irresistible.

But that fourth wall event? Keep a seat warm for me. I need to find some batteries.

Nuh-uh. Bigger. Car battery sized. Yeah.

No, I'm not going to tell you.

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[chaoticshambles]

...You know, when you think about it, a warm seat is kinda gross. Stealin' someone else's butt heat...but maybe that's what makes it so satisfying.

[chicksdigitdude]

Not really...I mean, if it's a human with no pants on, then definitely disgusting. But when there are pants in the way, then it's just body heat.

The satisfying part is you don't have to start from scratch; warming up a cold, plastic seat with your unsuspecting ass. Instead it's like 'SURPRISE!'

Especially satisfying if you're wearing shorts. Like when the doctor tells you the stethoscope is going to be cold.

[chaoticshambles]

Nah, the gross bit is that the heat don't come from the outside of the ass, does it? It starts on the inside and works its way out. So yer butt is sucking up energy that was inside someone's ass. Freaky.

But, thinking 'bout it I bet the really satisfying part is that normally it builds up so slow you don't notice it. So if yah sit around fer a while yer ass gets warm, yeah? But you don't even know, 'cos it's the chair and yer butt is the same temperature. How unfair's that? Swap seats with someone and somehow your rear knows.

this is the best conversation ive ever had ic.

[chicksdigitdude]

Does it? I didn't think human skin worked like that. I've never really stopped to notice.

That is kind of freaky.

You're right. It's like you've marked the chair as your own; only with the heat of your backside! Gross.

It's why car seat warmers always get way too hot after a while; your butt just can't keep up!

oh so its no just me then

[chaoticshambles]

I'm assuming that it works like that for humans too. Starts internal, skin is used to move the heat around. So it starts right in there and the skin is like the...delivery guy.

'XACTLY! Your butt warms up anyway, so heat from above and below...Then yer ass has to take heat in instead of out. That's just not natural.

HAHA NOPE

[chicksdigitdude]

Oh my god how much thought do you put into this.

You aren't a monkey? You look like one.

Well, it is, especially if you live in Canada, but after five minutes of ass-baking, you're done.

Then you have to get out of the car. Which is a travesty.

I have this bizarre mental image that they are at a bus stop. With people staring.

[chaoticshambles]

...None, it's just sort of comin' out my mouth. Andwill people stop saying that. I don't look like a human, humans look like Magic Users. So specist.

Maybe you're supposed to turn it on 'til yer approaching a decent butt temperature then turn it off? It's self-sustaining after that, unless you got one of them asses with no meat on it.

sitting on her moped at the bus stop----waiting for the bus. >;3

[chicksdigitdude]

You do too look like a monkey, I look like a monkey, only more fabulous, don't get me started on specist.

Maybe. But you can't pay attention because you're driving and next thing you know your ass is sitting in the Sahara Desert.

[ She sort of leans back to check. ]

I think the seat would trap the heat if your butt doesn't.

And then Aikawa would surf off on it without getting in because paying is for suckers.

[chaoticshambles]

Now you're just givin' them too much credit. How come we have to 'look like them?' 'Humanoid', most speciest term I ever heard. Tch. Can't you see the mask? Totally inhuman. Obvious.

[He takes this chance to squat down and check her ass himself because why not. It's for science! The squatting down is necessary because holy shit in the eight foot range. And back up like nothing ever happened.]

You say that, but what happens when yah get up fer like, even a minute? Seat gets cold. Colder than yer butt, so you can feel it again. What does that tell yah? Butts hold heat better than seats.

Haru would follow because THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T OVERR

[chicksdigitdude]

You're just mad you have powers and didn't get to look as cool as I do.

Totally human looking under there.

You're subtle. Really.

That's only if it's leather like this one.

[pectoralmutt]

You gonna bring a bat?

[chicksdigitdude]

Nuh uh.


Better.

Totally normal. Not even batting an eyelid.

[chaoticshambles]

I'm cool enough to not say I'm cool every five minutes, babe. And how would you know? I ain't taken it off. And even if I did and I do, humans would look like me.

[Ka-shrug. Butts are nice and its not like he gives a shit. He has been spoiled by being allowed to let his weirdness all hang out.]

Just checking. S'the topic o' the conversation. Anyway, all seats are like that. Even pillows and stuff. Mattresses too. It's why it's so comfy unless you get up for like, half a second and come back to a bed so cold feels like someone's flipped the mattress.

[pectoralmutt]

What is it, man? Don't keep me waiting!

YEP

[chicksdigitdude]

You're right, you're not. I've been around long enough to see pre-evolved humans. I call 'em like I see 'em.

Where the hell do you live, then? That's the point of having someone in a bed with you, they warm it up, you show up, and kick them out to siphon all that warm.

[chicksdigitdude]

It's a surprise! The whole point is waiting.

Don't worry, it'll be worth it. And if it's not, you can kick me all the back to the 90's.

[chaoticshambles]

I ain't got nothing to do with humans! I'm a Magic User from the World of the Magic Users! I ain't even been to the human Hole! An' yeah, I know. I didn't name the place.

An' I've been having a dry spell 'bout getting people in there.

[chicksdigitdude]

Awww, not cool enough?

[ Snrk! ]

So? Lemme see then.

[chaoticshambles]

How about I wasn't around back then and I ain't the ruler o' the world so I can't change it. [Actually he is but he doesn't know that ssshh.]

Don't wanna now.

[chicksdigitdude]

I was commenting on the dry spell.

Surprise: you're a human under there. I knew it.

[hammerspace_head]

So now you're being troublesome with muns now? Why am I not surprised?

[chaoticshambles]

Oh, well. That's 'cos every time I show my face some chick falls in love with me, so I decided to be kind and spare all the poor girls the heart break. So that's why I ain't showing you and you should be grateful.

[chicksdigitdude]

Are you kidding?

Me and the mun go way back. You think I'm bad.


Where you been, Takkun?

[hammerspace_head]

Around. I went to a digital world but it fell apart before anything really interesting happened.

What about you? Where have you been?

[chicksdigitdude]

Oh you, you and your poor little heroic life.

You think if you were such a stud you'd have less of a dry spell?