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[apprenticemage]

Why did you make this account if you're still not even sure you're going to use me?

...And if you do decide to play me, shouldn't finding a game be your first priority? It's pointless to pick a canon point if you're not even going to put me anywhere.

At least you decided which of the three routes you're taking me from.

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He wouldn't if he knew about EMIYA

[puppy_lancer]

I fought by myself against a coalition army back when I was your age.

[Technically, his physical body is still Shirou's age--the age at which he had performed his greatest feats.]

It can't be that hard. Just find some way to get them to listen and beat them up if they don't.

It would give him a chance to fight him though.

[apprenticemage]

I would use up all of my effort trying to get them to listen. If my cries fell on deaf ears, I wouldn't be able to beat them up. I'd die before I got the chance to take down even one of the armies.

But it won't be fun anymore because EMIYA is a doooouche!

[puppy_lancer]

Then train until you can beat them up. I mean, you fought in the Grail War and you can use a sword, right? So train until you can use two swords or something.

rude Saber

[unreachableutopia]

Hold on Lancer! I think that's enough!

[She really does need a shinai icon...]

Don't listen to this man's advice, Shirou!

[apprenticemage]

Saber!

[ Well he certainly wasn't expecting that... ]

[puppy_lancer]

...Why shouldn't he? It's the advice of one hero to another.

[unreachableutopia]

You should ask your mundane. It is not my role to answer that question.

[puppy_lancer]

...She isn't saying much. Just giggling and telling me I'm doing fine.

[A pause.]

Are you...jealous by any possibility?

[unreachableutopia]

[She huffs. She's definitely sulking.]

Ridiculous. There is no reason for me to be jealous of your tremendously bad advice.

[puppy_lancer]

Well, no matter how bad it is, he's listening, isn't it? You're jealous that he'll end up liking me better.

[unreachableutopia]

Oh? I see. I did not know you were courting Shirou. I would not interfere in that case.

[She's giving her blessings. If it's only that, there's no problem. Just keep it out her dojo.]

[puppy_lancer]

WHAT? I-I don't like him that way! We're just gonna be friends! You know, the ones who fight back to back and maybe with each other?

[Get your mind out of the gutter!]

[unreachableutopia]

That does not relieve my concern. Shirou could be led astray with your company.

[Her mind is pure and chaste, Lancer. It is you who brought up jealousy and fancy.]

[puppy_lancer]

Oh come on! How would I lead him "astray"? I'll just show him how to be a hero. And maybe find him some booze and chicks as well.

[unreachableutopia]

He needs to find his own path. He should not copy yours.

[unreachableutopia]

Are you siding with him?

[ Be careful with what you say, Shirou. ]

[apprenticemage]

[ Once again, Shirou have found himself stuck in a not too favorable position. ]

W-Wait, hold on a second! I'm not siding with anyone!

[unreachableutopia]

Shirou! How could you not side with your Servant?!

[ She is greatly offended. ]

[apprenticemage]

[ There went any possible affection points. ]

Well... his advice isn't all that bad. Don't you think you're overreacting?

[unreachableutopia]

Overreacting? You are taking his word over mine! This is our pride as Heroic Spirits at stake. Even with my failings, will you still listen to that Lancer over me?

[ She will never admit she's concerned because she's watching over for Archer's sake. ]

[apprenticemage]

If it comes down to it, I trust you more than I do Lancer. Even if he's giving me advice, that doesn't mean I have to take all of it to heart right?

[unreachableutopia]

I am telling you that was bad advice!

[apprenticemage]

Then give me some good advice.

[unreachableutopia]

Do not... wear red or strike deals with the World as I did. That was an completely bad idea for someone like you.

[apprenticemage]

You sound like I already did something like that. If it's such a bad idea, I don't think I'd be stupid enough to do it.

[ Oh if only you knew Shirou... ]