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[apprenticemage]

Why did you make this account if you're still not even sure you're going to use me?

...And if you do decide to play me, shouldn't finding a game be your first priority? It's pointless to pick a canon point if you're not even going to put me anywhere.

At least you decided which of the three routes you're taking me from.

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[gandere]

You can't just sit there and scold your mundane for bringing you to this place. It's an ideal way to meet potential castmates and be told where you might be desired at.

[ Not that she's quick to admit that. ] You're in luck though now that I'm here. Go on, ask me anything about the parallel worlds in this place. I bet I can answer them better than any other idiot you'll come across.

[apprenticemage]

[ Being told not to scold someone from the Master of Scolding herself...

Just as classy as ever, Rin. ]

Does "any other idiot" include my own mun? Because I've been told a good deal by them so far.

[gandere]

[ The classiest. She is the daughter of Tokiomio after all. ]

Well, I wouldn't necessarily go as far as to call them an idiot... [ Must backpedal, must backpedal. ] So they've made a decision for you already, right?

[apprenticemage]

[ Nothing more classy than a guy with a goatee and a suit. ]

All they've decided on so far is what route I'll be taken from, and that they might use me. I think I'd feel better if it was more of a definite decision.

[gandere]

[ And gratuitous amounts of wine. ]

You should be lucky that you're being considered at all. Compared to several other characters... well, it's only proper to remind you that you're not the most popular character out there.

A route is a good place though. Mine is so wishy-washy when it comes to routes that she has me from three different points. So frustrating.

I know it's dear_mun but I feel it polite to ask. Would you mind if I broke the 4th wall a bit more?

[apprenticemage]

[ Hit right where it hurts: popularity. ]

I wouldn't mind not being picked up. I could focus on more important things than what my mun might have me do.

Don't mind it at all! I feel bad I actually started too. If you wanna meme anytime tho ;D

[gandere]

[ She enjoys rubbing in being popular in-canon and in-fandom when she gets the chance. ]

It can't be all that bad. Getting to explore another world. [ One that might be free of her scary leash, at that. ] It's like a vacation from your studies.

Although I wouldn't approve of that. In fact, I might need to have a few words with your mundane to make sure you're not running away to slack off.

I would be honored.

[apprenticemage]

Slacking off isn't something I intend to do.

[ Perhaps now is the best time to mention he's gonna be from Fate/ route. ]

...Hey, Tohsaka. What's with the username? I don't think "average" is fitting.

Then hit me up sometime. I might be slow, but always looking to play with other T-M pals :D

[gandere]

Good, good. I'd be disappointed in you if that's the path you chose for yourself.

[ 2/3 Heaven's Feel and #3 is EMIYAsexual. Plus, she'd tap Saber too if she could. ]

Oh, that thing? My mundane's lack of creativity really. It's not fair she can come up with anklegandr, but give me nothing decent. It more than likely has to do with me being an Average One. You should have known though.

[ A sharp leer. ] Didn't I give you that lesson already?

I could toss you a PM or two with meme thread links if that'd work

[apprenticemage]

[ That leer always seems to make his very bones shiver. Maybe it's a secret magus requirement.

And hey. Saber is his. You had your "fun" already! ]

I was thinking of the normal definition of the term "average".

[ Really, to Shirou, nothing about Rin really fits the word. Her looks gained her a reputation in Homurabara, she was a skilled enough magus to become a master, and she's got the brains to match. Almost makes him jealous... at least in the skill department. ]

That would work just fine (: ! I play a bunch of other characters too.

[gandere]

[ Sharing is caring, Shirou. If you'd remember that far back into your life to recall the first year of school, you'd know. ]

You don't think I'm an average girl? It's true my grades and looks are well beyond that of the normal standards. Everything else though?

[ Hee. Hee. ] Say Emiya-kun, are you trying to give me a compliment?

I've only got two others, and I'm not gonna use one of them anymore. :(

[apprenticemage]

[ Sharing a juicebox or a toy isn't the same as sharing a lover. ]

I'm just being honest.

[ And damn him for being that kind of person. ]

Aw, retired muses are so sad :(!

[gandere]

[ Sure it is... in some countries at least. ]

So if I were to ask you anything at all, you'd answer honestly even if it were to get you into trouble? That's not a good place to be.

What will be, will be. Oh I also have AIM if you want to hit me up there. I put it in this account.

[apprenticemage]

I just don't see the point in lying to you. You'd be able to tell anyways.

[ Then Saber can be an exception. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Yo.

[Lancer tosses a greeting at the boy.]

You again. I've run into a couple other versions of you around these places before.

[apprenticemage]

[ Shirou takes a step back, instinctively wary of the Servant.

...But wait, you look like the Lancer he knows... but your outfit he doesn't recognize. ]

...Lancer?

[puppy_lancer]

Yeah?

[He doesn't get why the kid is so surprised.]

What? I'm not gonna bite you or anything.

[Though he would if this kid pissed him off.]

[apprenticemage]

[ Bite? No... no that's not what he's worried about.

But being pierced in the heart definitely is. ]

What are you wearing? Aren't you usually in some weird blue getup?

[puppy_lancer]

This? I always wear thi--

[Wait a minute...]

...Unless you're talking about that older me.

[apprenticemage]

...So there's two of you?

[puppy_lancer]

Kinda. You see, for some reason, there's two versions of me running around here.

[He uses one hand to sweep up most of his bangs.]

One of them looks like this and wears tights. He's still me, but he's an older me who got summoned in a different situation. I think he's usually around here more because a whole bunch more muns pick him up.

[He removes his hand, letting his bangs fall over his face again.]

And theren there's me. My mun says the Grail shaved years off of my age and personality, but I can't really feel it.

[apprenticemage]

[ Even though Shirou was aware of the parallel worlds and canon points and all that jazz, it's still kind of weird to be talking to a different version of a guy that tried to kill you twice. ]

So you're a younger Lancer, both physically and mentally, and the Grail summoned two?

[ He's still trying to wrap his head around this, especially since the whole "7 servants per war" thing. ]

[puppy_lancer]

I think they were different Grails, but as far as I know, I'm the Lancer for the Fifth Heaven's Feel in Fuyuki--the only Lancer for that War. My Master was Misaya Reiroukan.

[apprenticemage]

[ All aboard the confusion train. ]

I was a participant of the Fifth Heaven's Feel... technically I'm it's winner. But the Grail was destroyed, and I don't recognize the name Misaya Reiroukan. So it's impossible for you to be from the same war, let alone be it's Lancer.

...I knew the Lancer of the Fifth War, and you only look like him.

[puppy_lancer]

...I haven't really seen you around either. Who are you, really? Rider's Master? Assassin's Master? Berserker's real Master...think she was a kid, so you probably couldn't be her.