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Bella Swan ([personal profile] umuh) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-29 04:16 pm

because, Bella, because

Why do you keep laughing when I say, "At least back home, I don't have to worry about things like vampires, angels, werewolves, ghosts, or soul-devouring monsters?"
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: like firehoses)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Because kitten, back home you're going to have to deal with glittery vampires and buff werewolves!
daughters_of_janus: (Default)

While I don't like the series, I would never be this rude, sorry XD

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly it's true. Though honestly I'm not even sure if that creep Cullen kid is a vampire or a pixie.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: smirk)

Alright ^^ besides I know muses from series I don't like can be awesome. xD

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Every single one of them are actually.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: smirk)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well here's the things, they're not a vampire like the ones you would normally think of. They mainly drink animal blood, though as far as I know they still have the urge to drinks from humans. They can go out in the sun but if they're caught in the actual sun light people will see that they are different.

Also with the hospital thing, think about it. Every vampire was a human once the only difference is in the biology.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: icy stare)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well have you ever seen them eat or drink anything? I think that's one of only two similarities we even have.

Sadly if most of us try to digest food, it'll come out the way it went in.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: smirk)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry though, you're sort of not in any danger. Especially since the Cullens, like I said, don't drink from humans.

I couldn't really imagine that, for vampires from where I'm from animal blood tastes terrible. It's like the difference between fruit juice and motor oil.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: like firehoses)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but don't feel bad. You're not supposed to know about this stuff kitten.

I think both our world's vampires are told to keep quiet. After all if we just came out we would be surrounded by hunters and secret agencies.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: smirk)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but it isn't hard to find someone willing to feed me. Really it's a pleasurable experience and usually humans don't even remember what happened anyway.
daughters_of_janus: (Jeanette: smirk)

[personal profile] daughters_of_janus 2012-01-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not, we would be killed permanently really quickly if that was the case.

[She was oh so amused by all the misinformation.]

And we don't turn the people we feed off of into us actually. In the Camarilla, a major political faction, if you make another vampire without asking the higher ups you get your head chopped off.
entrusting: ([seth] headtilt)

[personal profile] entrusting 2012-01-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know about soul-devouring monsters... but I guess you haven't met the werewolves yet. Or the Cullens.
entrusting: ([seth] depressed)

[personal profile] entrusting 2012-01-30 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, so you just moved to Forks.

If you'd stuck around, they would've pretty much introduced you to all the supernatural stuff that goes on back home.
manicpixiedreamgirl: (18: Discussion)

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-01-30 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Amused Alice is amused.]

Well, two out of five isn't bad. Well, three I guess. I've heard Edward describe himself as a "soul-devouring monster" at least once.
manicpixiedreamgirl: (05: I solemnly swear that I am up to no)

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-01-30 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
He meant it in a more metaphorical sense, I think. Or maybe not, you never know with him.

[Oh god, she's trying to not bust out laughing. Clueless Bella is absolutely hilarious.]