Finally caved and made an account after 5 movies...

[f_u_wesker]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You haven't seen the first two movies in years and you've refused to watch the third one until you get those. And you have to buy the fourth one too.

I've got a few things to say though...

This is bullshit. As soon as I see Wesker? I'm shooting him in the face. More than once, in fact. If it kills him, good. Then I'll have kept a promise to myself. And then that homicidal bitch of a program is going to get taken down for good.

Everything just keeps piling up in my life since the t-Virus infected the population. And you're about to add to it. Consider yourself lucky that I'm right here and have no way to make this even.

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[flipkicking]

[True. Those suckers are built like bricks.

Jill gives an acknowledging frown.] He does tend to know what he's talking about, for good or bad. Usually bad.

[At least then you might get the volcano option?]

Sounds like it. We're used to dealing with up to thousands at a time in the worst cases, but worldwide is just... [Horrible. Depressing. Something she's not ever going to let happen in her 'verse, as long as she's breathing.] ...Well. "Grim" is putting it mildly.

[The most beautiful plans usual are pretty simple.]

[f_u_wesker]

[They could build a secure hideout from those things.]

Hopefully it won't turn out worse this time. I'm not going to bother crossing my fingers though.

[God, she hopes so.]

A worldwide infection sometimes makes you wonder what the point of fighting is. [Alice hopes she succeeds. That's not something anyone else should have to deal with.]

You're tellin' me.

[Very true.]

[flipkicking]

[And maybe some kind of melee weapon to bash Wesker over the head with after they light him on fire.]

You've gotta catch a break sooner or later. Hopefully sooner. [She smiles slightly. Eternal optimist, this one.]

While I can't relate on the worldwide perspective, I can imagine. [And all the same, Jill knows what despair is. Raccoon and Africa each made sure of that.] The way I see it, at that point there's nothing to do but fight. Even if you fail, it beats running and later regretting that you didn't at least go down trying. [It's the opinion of a fighter, anyway.]

[f_u_wesker]

[So many uses for a Nokia phone. Not enough time in life.]

I'm hoping for sooner, if it comes. [Glad one of them is.]

That's a good way of thinking about it. I'm not going to stop fighting, there are still people alive.

[flipkicking]

[Maybe Umbrella should look into researching uses for those -- actually, no, the game universe would end up with an evil cell phone line that infects people with Yeerks Las Plagas via their ears; the movie universe would see a worldwide zombie network that Wesker would constantly tap into to stalk Alice like the creeper he is.]

That's the best reason to fight, in my opinion.

[A light shrug.] Well, good luck, wherever you end up. Back home or out here. Sometimes I'm not sure which is more of a challenge.

[f_u_wesker]

[Oh god no, that would be awful! Creeper stalkers and phone viruses, jeez. Let's hope no one spotted that.]

I'd have to agree with you, honestly.

[And Alice nods, giving her a small grin.] Same goes to you. Maybe we'll run into each other again.

[flipkicking]

[THIS NEVER HAPPENED. Capcom and Anderson, gtfo of here]

Thanks. Maybe we will.