Considering distantskies with an AU Sam

[talks_too_much]

You can't be serious? You're going to create an AU account for the sole purpose of apping to this game and saying I'm married to General O'Neill?

Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds? And how against regulations that is?

[Sorry Sam, you won't be in the Air Force anymore.]

What?? No, absolutely not! My work is important, and so are my responsibilities to SG-1. I realize than Daniel is a civilian member with the team but I'm not sure they'd let me keep working as if I was still a member of the Air Force. Do you have any idea how long I worked to get to this point in my life?

No, of course you do. Or you wouldn't be so deliriously excited about this.

You had better be sure before you do this.

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And mentally Jack's older than they are by quite a bit. This is weird with a side of wrong

[hi_there_aliens]

How much worse could the first time have been for you? I always figured you weren't exactly on a chess club or anything.

And it's the Asgard's fault!

[embracinghighschool]

It was still boring. [He rolled his eyes.] I'm guessing Ol'Original never talked about it, huh?

Surprisingly the Asgard and not the Tok'ra too.

[hi_there_aliens]

There's worse things than boring.

[he snorts at the nickname. He's going to have to use that on Jack the next time "Spacemonkey" rears its ugly head]

He doesn't tell me a lot about his past. Or you didn't. Always that "I'd tell ya and then I'd have to kill ya" line. It wasn't funny the first time.

Not interested in the deep freeze deal, remember?

[embracinghighschool]

Yeah. Death is one.

Ask him about high school. You'll be surprised what he tells you. If he tells you. Excuse the headcanon

High school, the next best alternative.

[hi_there_aliens]

Yeah...

I could do that. Or I... could ask you how it was.

[let's see if the archaeologist begging eyes work on Clone Jacks. Great success rate on Ol Original Old Jack]

head canon away- fire!

So it seems.

[embracinghighschool]

[Jack laughed.]

You could.

Re: So it seems.

[hi_there_aliens]

[he knows that look on Jack's face anywhere.]

If you're going to get cute with a linguist about semantics right now, I may have to hurt you.

Re: So it seems.

[embracinghighschool]

[Another laugh.]

Bring it.

Re: So it seems.

[hi_there_aliens]

Sorry, too many witnesses. Besides, I've got a huge height advantage over you now. Doesn't seem fair.

Seriously, are you gonna tell me about his- your past or not?

Re: So it seems.

[embracinghighschool]

What about my knowledge of your weak points?

[Eyeroll] Fine. I...he...we never graduated.

'Some' being the keyword here.

[hi_there_aliens]

I've had some hand-to-hand training.

Really? What happened?

I see that.

[embracinghighschool]

Yeah. By me!

I...He joined the Air Force.

Again. All past related info is headcanon!

Wow, look a little more impressed, Jack. At least he showed up for training in the first place

[hi_there_aliens]

Exactly! so I should be better equipped to handle myself against you.

Did you ever regret it? I mean, you have a second chance now, so what would you like to do now?

hey, i love head canon!

That's probably just lack of icons, Danny boy.

[embracinghighschool]

But I'm not him.

I don't know yet. But I'm finishing high school.

Awesome. I have too much of it.

Obviously the only answer is to have 300 million icons.

[hi_there_aliens]

No, you're not, but I think you have the training to possibly kick my ass. Maybe.

I'm glad to hear you want to finish. Any thoughts of college?

[What are the chances of corrupting him into an anthropology major, dohoho]

Yes! :D

Are you payin'?

[embracinghighschool]

There's no possibly about it.

Hold your horses. Gimme a chance to finish high school!

Especially for Jack...

Only if they'll take a receipt, eraser stub and a compass, cause that's all I have in my pockets.

[hi_there_aliens]

No I'm pretty sure- you know what, I'm getting into a pissing match with you.

You should be thinking about it now! The last thing you want to do is graduate and not have a clue, trust me, it's easier on your sanity wallet if you have at least some idea.

Feel free to use as much as you want, head canon is a beautiful thing

Somehow I don't think so...dangit!

[embracinghighschool]

Probably. We did it all the time.

Screw that. I'll figure it out. I have three years!

Yay! <3

In some interstellar cultures, I'm sure receipts are quite valuable!

[hi_there_aliens]

Yes, we did, and our maturity always went down around each other. You have an excuse now at least.

Seriously, Jack, start thinking about it as soon as you can.

Find them and I will eat my text book.

[embracinghighschool]

[Grins]

Maybe once you've left.

Watch the next planet they gate to be THAT planet.

[hi_there_aliens]

...I'm trying to give you advice on your future here.

Text books taste nice, you know!

[embracinghighschool]

Yes Daniel. You've very trying.

Re: Text books taste nice, you know!

[hi_there_aliens]

Funny.

Re: Text books taste nice, you know!

[embracinghighschool]

[Grin]

Re: Text books taste nice, you know!

[hi_there_aliens]

Why doesn't the fact that younger you is even more of a pain in the butt than the Colonel surprise me?