Not Getting Enough Sleep

[sentryslinger]

You know Miss Mundane, I hope you don't mind me makin' a suggestion, but you might be less tired if ya went to bed at a decent hour. You're up at all night, then you've got all kinds of work to do every day. Ain'tcha ever heard of "early to bed, early to rise"?

Well yeah, I know the rest of it goes "makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise," but that don't mean it can't apply to ladies like yourself, too. My point is that you oughtta be gettin' more rest than you are. That much is just common sense.

Wake up, now. Were you listening through that yawn?

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Oxidization?

[His English as a Second Language courses didn't cover chemical reactions.]

Zhe idea was zhe bubbles would let me know eef someone was coming and zhen I could shoot zhem.

[sentryslinger]

Yeah, oxidization. Y'know, where stuff rusts.

He could've shot the intruder himself if you'd've just left the bullets in him.

[not_onyourside]

Eets not just called 'rusting'?

Oui, but zhen he would have shot me as well. Zhat ees hardly helpful.

[sentryslinger]

[Sigh. He gets the feeling there is no convincing Spy otherwise.]

Well, even if he has been... altered a little, at least he's still in one piece.

[not_onyourside]

Oui. And cuter too!

[And shiny!]

[sentryslinger]

Not that he looked bad in blue.

[not_onyourside]

But he looks so much better een red. It's sleek, sexy, conceals zhe blood of his enemies.

[sentryslinger]

Blue is softer on the eyes. It's calming.

[not_onyourside]

Ees zhat why your team always seems to be sleeping on zhe field? I zhink your uniforms are lulling you eento a false sense of security.

[sentryslinger]

Hey, we do an honest day's work as much as your team does.

[not_onyourside]

Honest? Honest?

[He may laugh so hard he falls over.]

[sentryslinger]

[He's just going to cross his arms and wait, tapping his robotic fingers.]

[not_onyourside]

[Give him a minute because this is just too good.]

Oh mon ami.

Zhere ees nozzing honest about what eizzer side does.

[sentryslinger]

It's true it's not an ideal job for a lot of us, but that doesn't mean we don't earn our pay.

[not_onyourside]

I was not denying zhat, but still, calling zhis honest -- Zhis ees barely even a war.

[sentryslinger]

I know that, too. Technically, it ain't a war anymore— not between us REDs and BLUs.

[not_onyourside]

So I can start eenviting you over for slumber parties?

[sentryslinger]

Not unless you're gonna invite the rest of 'em, too.

[not_onyourside]

Hmf. You are no fun.

[sentryslinger]

I didn't think you'd want both Soldiers in the same building. I don't think they're ever going to get along.

[not_onyourside]

Non I do want zhem een zhe same building. Just not een zhe same building as me. Zhen zhey will entertain each ozzer and leave zhe rest of us een peace.

[sentryslinger]

You'd think that. I doubt they'd keep each other entertained for long when they're both carryin' rocket launchers.

[not_onyourside]

Well zhen zhey'd be dead and still out of our hair.

You see? I am a problem solver as well.

[sentryslinger]

Until they respawn.

[not_onyourside]

[Glare.]

Why must you ruin everyzzing?