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[perfect_shoes]

What do you mean "how could I not have expected it?" Despite my endless charms, she is, of course, Mary Shelley, even if at the current moment she is actually Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin. She must get married to Percy, if not for history, then at least for the snappier name. Besides, you've heard - she never shuts up about him.

... I haven't been flirting. Blimey, you humans, you read into everything, don't you.

Anyway, it was only the one time.

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[first_in_time]

'The one time'? Ian told me about your Aztec engagement.

I wonder how many other women have been enchanted by you over the years?

[perfect_shoes]

Yes, well, it's not my fault my charms aren't to be contained.